
*Puts the steak back in on the sly*I’ll make my famous ‘Steak Surprise Pie’ the surprise being there is no steak in it.
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*Puts the steak back in on the sly*
The joke is back on you. That was not tofu. It was liver pate'.HA! The jokes on you, that was decoy tofu.
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I rebuke your bit of card (And I nibble on it too)
Who wants a BACON BEEF CHEESEBURGER?Yay for beef burgers!
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Yes, sleep.Ha! I stand at the gates and....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Oops 4.35 am here going to bed)
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*Head jerks up.*Yes, sleep.
I'll stay up longer than prey andeatcuddle tightly!
*Head jerks up.*
Not sleeping... Hey! Why do I feel nibbled on?
*Had a large mug of tea.*
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Yikes!!!
*Runs to the safety of my nest, points a sharp 4H pencil back out.*
Back, Bad fox.
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Nah, I may of wanted to eat 'em, although was just a joke.I thought BAD FOX was defunct
Hey, I was only going to try the salt and ice challange on you! Now, be a good lad and put that down.
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