Predators and Prey

[Ravofox]

*Puts up an aquisition notice on the skunk's log, stating that it's now the property of BAD FOX FOODS INTERNATIONAL*

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[Simo]

*notes that the BAD FOX FOODS INTERNATIONAL company has been bought out by the S.S. Skunk & Co., Ltd, Simo S. Skunk, President*

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[Ravofox]

*notes that the BAD FOX FOODS INTERNATIONAL company has been bought out by the S.S. Skunk & Co., Ltd, Simo S. Skunk, President*

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*All the preds in the company go on strike, demanding pay in chicken nuggets and sausages*

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[Simo]

*fools them with very well 'disguised' tofu nuggets and sausage, from Mouse & Mouse, specialty fake meat products*

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[TR273]

*All the preds in the company go on strike, demanding pay in chicken nuggets and sausages*

*Management call the bluff, and the police to disperse the strikers with water cannon and tofu bullets. *
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[idkthough120]

*gets confused a bit, eats tofu-*

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[Simo]

*rounds up foxes, and takes them to Sweet Skunk Sugary Specialty Co.*

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[Ravofox]

*escapes and brandishes a gun of gob-stoppers, ready for a HOSTILE takeover*
EULALIAAA!!!!

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[Simo]

*has a gang of angry Ooompa-Looompas apprehend you*

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[TR273]

*escapes and brandishes a gun of gob-stoppers, ready for a HOSTILE takeover*
EULALIAAA!!!!

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*Dumps the contents of the caramel hopper over @Ravofox *
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[Simo]

Oh, how cute!

*designs a new line of caramel fox candies*

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[Ravofox]

Hmm, it's also given me an idea!!

*Caramalizes some meat in a pan*

mmm, i know you can't resist!!!

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[Simo]

*resists*

Ah, these candies will sell nicely, I think!

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[Ravofox]

*resists*

Ah, these candies will sell nicely, I think!

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Grrr!!!

*Replaces the caramel in the vat with vegimite*

Hehe, now everyone will hate them and buy from (REAL) BAD FOX FOODS instead!!!

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[Simo]

I might have to ask @TacomaTheDeer if he thinks this Marketing idea is really the best one, in this case:

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[Izzy4895]

*notes that the BAD FOX FOODS INTERNATIONAL company has been bought out by the S.S. Skunk & Co., Ltd, Simo S. Skunk, President*

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Who made a shell company with the same name as the real one, and why was it sold to a skunk?

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[CertifiedCervine]

I might have to ask @TacomaTheDeer if he thinks this Marketing idea is really the best one, in this case:

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[Ravofox]

Who made a shell company with the same name as the real one, and why was it sold to a skunk?

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*Whistles* don't look at me!

I might have to ask @TacomaTheDeer if he thinks this Marketing idea is really the best one, in this case:

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*Puts the bag over the skunk's head, and runs off to the office CEO office, taking charge*

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[Simo]

Well, I had my doubts on that product!

But this is sure to sell:

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[Ravofox]

I am CEO Ravo Fox, and BAD FOX FOODS INTERNATIONAL is back in buisness!!!

*there was much rejoicing*

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[Izzy4895]

I am CEO Ravo Fox, and BAD FOX FOODS INTERNATIONAL is back in buisness!!!

*there was much rejoicing*

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*Sells off the remaining holiday tinned meat at a discounted price.*

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[Ravofox]

Great job! Ok, now let's start planning to buy the rights to that farm over there!

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[Simo]

I think I'll sell these repackaged as licorice flavor, but only via BAD FOX FOODS INTERNATIONAL...it'll...er...'enhance' their image

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[Keefur]

*makes up a batch of meatballs*

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[TR273]

*Needs much hot tea to stay awake.*
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