Predators and Prey

[Ravofox]

*Abliges, with some BAD FOX tea, containing a sedative*

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[RearmedDreamer]

*returns temporarily from the void*

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[Simo]

Oh, no! That nefarious Fox has sent the mouse on his way to dreamland!

*makes some tea with 10x the normal caffeine levels*

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[Ravofox]

Oh look what you've done now, you've given the poor guy tachycardia!

google says poultry helps lower blood pressure! *offers both the mouse and skunk some*

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[Simo]

Thanks for the offer, but I'll just give him some Chamomile tea, here!

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[Paolite]

Everybody put your paws up!! This is a barbecue assault and everybody will be forced to eat a steak!!

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[Simo]

*clamps maw closed, and raises tail*

OK! This is a hold up! Everyone here eats Broccoli, and loves it...OR...gets sprayed!

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[Ravofox]

*clamps maw closed, and raises tail*

OK! This is a hold up! Everyone here eats Broccoli, and loves it...OR...gets sprayed!

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*Puts one paw up*

I actually prefer colliflower...

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[Simo]

With melted cheese?

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[Paolite]

What about goat cheese salad with vinegar and honey?

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[Simo]

Ooooh, sounds delicious! I sometimes make this and include chilled, sliced beets.

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[Ravofox]

Ok, THIS is a holdup!! Y'all are eatin chicken or you get pelted with eggs!! *holds a large egg carton*

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[TR273]

*Gently stirs, dreams of cheeses
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[Simo]

*catches some of @Ravofox 's eggs, and makes a cheese omelette*

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[Paolite]

*eats steak tartare*

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[Simo]

*places a new 200% tax on all meat products, consumed in any thread on FAF, payable to Simo S. Skunk, and the GOOD SKUNK MELON CO.*

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[Paolite]

Then I'll have to eat all the meat I already had!
*eats steak au roquefort*

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[Simo]

*institutes a new $50 fee on the consumption of all existing meat, again payable to Simo S. Skunk, and the GOOD SKUNK MELON CO., 888 Hollow Log Lane, building 5, floor 65, room 29b, Skunk Hollow, payable only in furson to avoid the deployment of The Skunk Hollow Spraying & Enforcement Division*

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[Paolite]

*taking notes* Skunks feed on predator tears

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[Simo]

Aw

*offers you some sparkling watermelon cider*

Very refreshing, 100% organic, and only 8% alcohol by volume.

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[Paolite]

I don't drink alcohol >w<
But I'll gladly take a watermelon ^w^

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[Simo]

Oh, I also make just plain sparkling watermelon cider, and juice!

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[Paolite]

I have never tried watermelon juice... I guess there's always a first time for everything.

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[TR273]

*Turns over, dreams of flying over fields of corn.*
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[Izzy4895]

The law firm of Fox and Fox has found a loophole that effectively nullifies all meat taxes and fees.

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