Predators and Prey

[Simo]

Aw? See Proof right there, of my Sweetness!

Sweet and innocent? Right..

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Yep! Ever since I've been around: a true model of saintly innocence*

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*(Except with Vulpines, with whom one is required by law to be mischievous to)

 

[Ravofox]

*reads 2019 ways to catch prey...ESPECIALLY skunks and mice*

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[TR273]

*reads 2019 ways to catch prey...ESPECIALLY skunks and mice*

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*Reads 2019 ways to out fox foxes for fun and profit.*
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[Ravofox]

*Reads 2019 ways to out fox foxes for fun and profit.*
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*It says: "you have to act like a fox, go eat some chicken!!!*

You should see who published that! *points to the BAD FOX logo on the cover*

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[Keefur]

*Starts the New Year off right... with some turkey*

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[Yakamaru]

*noms on some innocent orange cookies*

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[Keefur]

*Attacks a meat lover's pizza*\

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[TR273]

You guys can't eat all that meat without some veggies.
*Starts a Turnip and Watermelon avalanche.*
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[Simo]

Yeah! Those predators are gonna be awfully constipated!

*offers some granola*

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[ConorHyena]

*drinks grog*

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[Mewmento]

Woof

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[TR273]

*Makes a pumpkin pie.*
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[Mewmento]

-8 *eats the pumpkin pie*

 

[Ravofox]

*Makes a pumpkin pie.*
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-8 *eats the pumpkin pie*

*Shoves the pumpkin pie into your faces, and makes a meat pie instead!*

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[Mewmento]

*Shoves the pumpkin pie into your faces, and makes a meat pie instead!*

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*takes a slice*
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[Simo]

*forcefeeds all the predators an 8 once serving of stewed prunes*

*giggles*

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[TR273]

*forcefeeds all the predators an 8 once serving of stewed prunes*

*giggles*

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Oh God! not again...
*Dons the Haz-Mat suit*
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[Paolite]

*forcefeeds all the predators an 8 once serving of stewed prunes*

*giggles*

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*has flashbacks*
Not the prunes!! I'll be good and eat my veggies!
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[Simo]

Oh God! not again...
*Dons the Haz-Mat suit*
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I'm afraid so! In fact I am sending the BAD BRATTY Predators to work in a prune stewing prison camp.*

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But I'll make exceptions for nice veggie loving furs : )

 

[TR273]

I'm afraid so! In fact I am sending the BAD BRATTY Predators to work in a prune stewing prison camp.*

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But I'll make exceptions nice veggie loving furs : )

*Heads for the high ground.*
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[Simo]

*Heads for the high ground.*
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Wise move! Here come the truckloads of prunes awaiting stewing at The Predator Penitentiary!

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[Ravofox]

I hear they go good with venison!

*adds some*

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[Simo]

I hear they go good with venison!

*adds some*

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*Transfers fox to cell block P where only prunes, raisens and dates are allowed*

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[TR273]

*Transfers fox to cell block P where only prunes, raisens and dates are allowed*

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That will raise a stink.
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[Simo]

That will raise a stink.
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Not to worry! Each cell has a beautiful bouquet of flowers!

And some industrial deoderizer...

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