Predators and Prey

[Paolite]

*checks the fur-rules book to see if it's legal to eat a burger... while eating a burger*

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[Simo]

*grabs and replaces with juicy prune burger*

Definitely illegal!

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[Ravofox]

*Carves a knife out of a very hard prune, and uses it to cut the bars and escape, but not before locking the prey in the lavatory*

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[Simo]

*escapes using a master key, and notes the fox has merely escaped to the main prune stewing facility, heavily guarded.*

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[TR273]

*Carves a knife out of a very hard prune, and uses it to cut the bars and escape, but not before locking the prey in the lavatory*

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*Lights a match, immediately regrets it.*
Twice! In 24 hours I've been singed.
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[Simo]

(Advert, 1958 California Prune Advisory Board)

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(also, quickly blows out match)

 

[Paolite]

>_>
<_<
*changes the prune burger for a meat burger that looks identical while nobody is watching*
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[Simo]

*decides to change the prune canning company into a grapefruit processing plant*

Yum! (I really, really LOVE Ruby Red Grapefruits...)

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(These predators are gonna be SO healthy!!!!!)

 

[TR273]

*Eats Granny Smith...



...apples.*
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[Rystren]

We are healthy. with MEAT

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[Simo]

Enjoy this Foxy Brand Kale!

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[Rystren]

I get gassy when i eat vegetables

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[Simo]

Well...you are a Kitsune..it'll help you float

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[TR273]

I get gassy when i eat vegetables

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That explains the floating
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(Whoop! Ninja'd)

 

[Rystren]

Well...you are a Kitsune..it'll help you float

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That explains the floating
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(Whoop! Ninja'd)

the floating is by magic only.

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[Ravofox]

the floating is by magic only.

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Yeah @TR273 and @Simo, don't ruin the magic!!!

*pulls a rabbit out of a hat* mmmmmm!!!

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[Rystren]

Yeah @TR273 and @Simo, don't ruin the magic!!!

*pulls a rabbit out of a hat* mmmmmm!!!

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need Anti-"ruin the magic" spray

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[Simo]

the floating is by magic only.

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Yeah, the magic of Taco Bell Bean Burritos!

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[Rystren]

Yeah, the magic of Taco Bell Bean Burritos!

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actually, taco bell doesn't give me gas. just the shits

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[Ravofox]

need Anti-"ruin the magic" spray

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*Rabbit ears sticking out of mouth*

I've got some BAD FOX anti-rtm spray if you want

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[Rystren]

*Rabbit ears sticking out of mouth*

I've got some BAD FOX anti-rtm spray if you want

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we're gonna need more than a 5 oz bottle

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[Simo]

*submerses the Kitsune in a 50 gallon drum of Pepto-Bismol*

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[TR273]

Yeah @TR273 and @Simo, don't ruin the magic!!!

*pulls a rabbit out of a hat* mmmmmm!!!

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*Pulls a hat out of a rabbit.*
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[Rystren]

*boops all*

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[TR273]

*Hugs everyone*
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