Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

"Heiliges Römisches Reich Deutscher Nation"

Ce corps qui s'appelait et qui s'appelle encore le saint empire romain n'était en aucune manière ni saint, ni romain, ni empire.
- Voltaire

 

[Groggy]

*uses a saber to open a bottle of alcoholic beverage to celebrate the historical prey win*

 

[Thrashy]

Ce corps qui s'appelait et qui s'appelle encore le saint empire romain n'était en aucune manière ni saint, ni romain, ni empire.
- Voltaire

French is one of Switzerland's official language.
Yet I have to use deepl to understand this ._.

 

[WXYZ]

French is one of Switzerland's official language.
Yet I have to use deepl to understand this ._.

*beams an entire French dictionary inside your mind*

 

[Thrashy]

*beams an entire French dictionary inside your mind*

This is what many French teachers failed xD

 

[Thrashy]

Although there are People in Switzerland that should learn to pronounce English first:

 

[Ravofox]

Although there are People in Switzerland that should learn to pronounce English first:

OMG!!

Her accent sounds both German and French influenced.

*Goes back to 1606 and encourages the Dutch to settle the new continent they had just discovered, so they can plant tulips*

 

[WXYZ]

...single tween and and driple-bedded rooms...
...superior rooms and Junior Swedes.
(Forgive me...)

 

[Simo]

In 1698, Perter I imposed a tax on beards.

"The tax levied depended upon the status of the bearded man: Those associated with the Imperial Court, military, or government were charged 60 rubles annually; wealthy merchants were charged 100 rubles per year while other merchants and townsfolk were charged 60 rubles per year; Muscovites were charged 30 rubles per year; and peasants were charged two half-kopeks every time they entered a city."

 

[Cosmic-FS]

In 1698, Perter I imposed a tax on beards.

"The tax levied depended upon the status of the bearded man: Those associated with the Imperial Court, military, or government were charged 60 rubles annually; wealthy merchants were charged 100 rubles per year while other merchants and townsfolk were charged 60 rubles per year; Muscovites were charged 30 rubles per year; and peasants were charged two half-kopeks every time they entered a city."

I feel a revolution coming on.

 

[TR273]

In 1698, Perter I imposed a tax on beards.

"The tax levied depended upon the status of the bearded man: Those associated with the Imperial Court, military, or government were charged 60 rubles annually; wealthy merchants were charged 100 rubles per year while other merchants and townsfolk were charged 60 rubles per year; Muscovites were charged 30 rubles per year; and peasants were charged two half-kopeks every time they entered a city."

Already I can hear some government minister thinking 'Hmmm?'

 

[WXYZ]

*starts buying all razor companies*

 

[TR273]

*Kidnaps beard inspectors, locks them in @Simo 's zoo, taunts them by walking past their cage with lusciously thick beard.*

 

[Simo]

"To enforce the ban on beards, the tsar empowered police to forcibly and publicly shave those who refused to pay the tax."

My...rough times, these!

 

[WXYZ]

"To enforce the ban on beards, the tsar empowered police to forcibly and publicly shave those who refused to pay the tax."

*shrinks the Tsar and traps him inside a Mathroshka doll*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Watches the commotion in amusement*

 

[WXYZ]

*Watches the commotion in amusement*
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*leaps on you*

 

[TR273]

*Calls hypocrisy on the Tsar*

(At least I think that's the Tsar..
... It might be Keiser William...
...or George V...
...they look so much alike...)

 

[Simo]

*Calls hypocrisy on the Tsar*
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(At least I think that's the Tsar..
... It might be Keiser William...
...or George V...
...they look so much alike...)

*taxes his beard*

 

[WXYZ]

*also taxes the beard of @Skittles' advisor*

 

[WXYZ]

*also taxes the beard of @Skittles' advisor*

Yes, this is Rasputin.

 

[Simo]

Ah....now it's 1699!

In 1699, Citizens of Rotterdam, Netherlands went on strike over the high price of butter.

 

[WXYZ]

In 1699, Citizens of Rotterdam, Netherlands went on strike over the high price of butter.

*placates the citizens with tulip margarine*

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*gives the citizens of Rotterdam, Netherlands "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", thus achieving peace*

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*is pumping off his load*


Make of that what you will...