Predators and Prey

[Slytherin Umbreon]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1076201088494137345

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[Izzy4895]

*Sets up a picnic.*

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[Ravofox]

*Sets up a picnic.*

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Ooh, can I join?

*bakes an adorable skunk cake, for a certain fur!*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Ooh, can I join?

*bakes an adorable skunk cake, for a certain fur!*

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Did you do the cooking by the book?
Because you know you can't be lazy!

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[Ravofox]

Did you do the cooking by the book?
Because you know you can't be lazy!

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Yes, of course I did!

*Thows the very big book at you*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Yes, of course I did!

*Thows the very big book at you*

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*The book bounces off my fluffy fur and the book is a lot smaller compared to the larger prey*

Heh, little fox boi. Oh well, at least you did the cooking by the book, that all that matters! :3

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[Keefur]

*Eats a whole ham*
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[Ravofox]

I am fulfilling the new year's resolution @Massan Otter gave me!

*Eats a whole ham*
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*Get's the three little pigs onto ya, ready with a 'sabertooth pacifier'*

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[Keefur]

Sabertooth heads are too hard for "pacifiers".

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Sabertooth heads are too hard for "pacifiers".

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Everything has a limit.
Aside from my mental wellbeing.

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[Keefur]

If someone tries using a sabertooth pacifier on me... I get medievel on their *ss.

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[Keefur]

I guess I scared everyone off. More for me!

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[mareenaicefin]

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Does this say a lot about the fandom with this score?

 

[TR273]

Prey back by unpopular demand.
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[TR273]

Hmmm???? I seem to have scared off all the predators.
*Has victory cheese.*

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[Keefur]

Prey back by unpopular demand.
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If you overhunt and area, you starve, but I'm Baaaaaack!

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[TR273]

A challenger approaches

*Has tea and cakes while pondering this turn of events.*
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[Keefur]

*Eats the challenger*

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[TR273]

*Weaponises ‘Gilbert and Sullivan’*

‘A British tar is a soaring soul.’
‘As free as a mountain bird.’
(My singing = best repellent ever)
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[Keefur]

My singing is worse.

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[TR273]

We are not starting this war, the planet will not survive.

*Eats a chocolate cake.*
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[Keefur]

We are not starting this war, the planet will not survive.

*Eats a chocolate cake.*

*With sausage*

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[TR273]

*And cheese*
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[Keefur]

*and mouse sprinkles*

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[Keefur]

One last meaty snack before I head to bed

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