Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

*takes Kentucky Fried Tofu coupon and redeems it*

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I got mine from the nice turtle
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[KD142000]

*offers coupons for Wolfo's Leather Shop*

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[Simo]

*gives out coupons for my latest Predator zoo*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*hides from the kidnapping extraordinaire*
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[KD142000]

*accepts the Predator Zoo coupons, if only to see more handsome, bitey men*

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[Simo]

*accepts the Predator Zoo coupons, if only to see more handsome, bitey men*

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*nabs the wolf and puts him on display*

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[KD142000]

*nabs the wolf and puts him on display*

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What if I like being on display, eh?
I do hope no handsome predators come to ruffle my fur...

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[A Minty cheetah]

What if this entire planet is one big zoo? We are all the exhibits interacting with each other for someone else's entertainment.....
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[KD142000]

What if this entire planet is one big zoo? We are all the exhibits interacting with each other for someone else's entertainment.....
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Chee's profound and revealing statement is...profound and revealing...
Soon, we will know the truth...

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[Groggy]

What if this entire planet is one big zoo? We are all the exhibits interacting with each other for someone else's entertainment.....
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What if this entire thread is actually just an observation wing of @Simo's zoo and we are the only ones not clever enough to realize it?

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[A Minty cheetah]

What if Simo isn't even real, but rather a mental manifestation of my inherent fear of being enclosed and unable to nyoom and I am actually torturing myself by believing I may be captured and exhibited at any time.....
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[KD142000]

What if Simo isn't even real, but rather a mental manifestation of my inherent fear of being enclosed and unable to nyoom and I am actually torturing myself by believing I may be captured and exhibited at any time.....
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What if they stop making leather jackets?!!
I'll be dooooooooooommed.

Also, perhaps @Simo is the great puppetmaster of the universe...or perhaps he's just too smart for us preds.

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[WXYZ]

I am @Simo.
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[Groggy]

Soon, we will know the truth...

I am @Simo.

Revelations...
DUNDUN-DUNDUNNNN

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[KD142000]

Revelations...

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*cue music from the X-Files*
We are all connected...

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[Groggy]

*cue music from the X-Files*
We are all connected...

*rants about all the factors that have led us to this conclusion like a madman*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*runs away at the speed of chee*
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[KD142000]

*rants about all the factors that have led us to this conclusion like a madman*

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It all makes sense, now...
Simo + Predator Zoo =...Raleigh Bicycles
*dun dun duh*

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[WXYZ]

*runs away at the speed of chee*

*watches as you run into a net*
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[Groggy]

*runs away at the speed of chee*

You can't run from the truth, Minty...
The truth... Always finds a way.

(Well, in this case I'm just alluding to how you always manage to end up inside a zoo.)

It all makes sense, now...

Simo + Predator Zoo =...Raleigh Bicycles
*dun dun duh*

Of course... OF COURSE!
How could I ever ignore this crucial detail!
*fetches huge red marker to take notes*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*watches as you run into a net*
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The net is a figment of my imagination!!!

*net disappears, and running resumes*
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[WXYZ]

The net is a figment of my imagination!!!

You yourself is a figment of your imagination...
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[Groggy]

The net is a figment of my imagination!!!

*net disappears, and running resumes*
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*merely watches as you run on a cheetah-sized hamster wheel*
The zoo knows of your intentions...

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[Pygmepatl]

All the skunks know the truth.

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[Izzy4895]

*Izzy watches an episode of My Little Foxy: Mischief is Magic while on break in his office.*

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