A Minty cheetah
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I get back from work and I see blasphemous talk of wasting perfectly good chocolate in beer???
Heathens!!!
Heathens!!!

What if it is dark chocolate?I get back from work and I see blasphemous talk of wasting perfectly good chocolate in beer???
Heathens!!!
Even alcohol could improve that abomination!What if it is dark chocolate?
Alcohol is like a universal solvent for abominations.Even alcohol could improve that abomination!
There's nothing wrong with dark chocolate. I love dark chocolate!What's wrong with dark chocolate???
You guys have broken taste buds.
What's wrong with dark chocolate???
Yeah, pretty much!
*bids the Minty One good night and gives him a blanket**does a sleep*
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*sends a series of complicated hand signals showing my support of the cause**returns to my solitary observation outpost*
*puts down binoculars**sends a series of complicated hand signals showing my support of the cause*
The question lies: Can the BAD FOX ™ Holiday Caravan beat Santa Skunk in this gift delivery race?*Izzy finishes preparations for the Vulpine Valley Traveling Holiday Caravan. Foxes will travel throughout various lands in onesies giving out free gifts and BAD FOX food products.*
*puts down binoculars*
At last.
Charles! Light the fires; for our time has finally come.
The question lies: Can the BAD FOX ™ Holiday Caravan beat Santa Skunk in this gift delivery race?
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*Denmark sells its reserves of acorn to save its esteemed pirates**puts down binoculars*
At last.
Charles! Light the fires; for our time has finally come.
*Izzy finishes preparations for the Vulpine Valley Traveling Holiday Caravan. Foxes will travel throughout various lands in onesies giving out free gifts and BAD FOX food products.*
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I guess it's just because foxes are used to being bad lol.Of course @Izzy4895 can do as he pleases with BAD FOX, but I mention Bad Dragon once and I end up on a watchlist. I call shenanigans.
*Wanders in*