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Predators and Prey

A Minty cheetah

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
Groggy said:
"Wow, this injury looks bad. I think we might need to take him to Simo's zoo for treatment!"
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*sprints to the nearest KFC to redeem yet another coupon found on your profile*
 
Groggy

Groggy

Hm!
TR273 said:
Ah well in that case (if we are in Ye Olde Worlde Englandshire) what we have here is the weekly fight between neighbouring villages with an inflated pig's bladder thrown in, in an attempt to disguise it as 'sport'.
(Yes, that was primitive football.)
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This sounds like a pastime full of jollity if ye ask me, milord! Partly repugnant, but jolly nonetheless.
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*Out of mild interest checks Santa Skunk's naughty list.*
(It is only 1:20 am on boxing Day.)
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That's going to be a lot of coal!
:D
 
A Minty cheetah

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
Groggy said:
Ack! You found a loophole in my secret message and you have been exploiting it indefinitely?!
...May I know how did you do that? I need those coupons for my healthy diet...
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*gives you a rucksack full of coupons*
It's magic!
 
A Minty cheetah

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
A Minty cheetah

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
Simo said:
*takes advantage of a 20 meter wide moat of creamy peanut butter, to keep you from escaping* :p
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*converts metres to feet because WTF is a metre anyway?*

*proceeds to pole vault over the moat of gross*
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
A Minty cheetah said:
*converts metres to feet because WTF is a metre anyway?*

*proceeds to pole vault over the moat of gross*
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*proceeds to photograph the pole being eaten away by fast chewing termites* :p
 
Pygmepatl

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
*Gives @Simo his MLP collection back* There! I'm still a good skunk! I felt so bad for having done that to you and making an innocent skunk sad, that I decided to be a good skunk this Christmas by giving your MLP collection back to you.
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Spilogale Pygmaea said:
*Gives @Simo his MLP collection back* There! I'm still a good skunk! I felt so bad for having done that to you and making an innocent skunk sad, that I decided to be a good skunk this Christmas by giving your MLP collection back to you.
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Aw, thanks!

*zips you into a Pinkie Pie onesie, just for good measure!*
 
Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
I thought this looked cute for the skunks, so I went out and bought everyone a mug of their respective species as a (very) late Christmas present!
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Now we're all set for New Year's Eve :D

Can't celebrate New Year's Eve without punch, beer, etc.!
 
Pygmepatl

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
bkk1 said:
I thought this looked cute for the skunks, so I went out and bought everyone a mug of their respective species as a (very) late Christmas present!
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Now we're all set for New Year's Eve :D

Can't celebrate New Year's Eve without punch, beer, etc.!
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It's great! Cute and lovely! The perfect gift for a skunk. Thank you so much!
 
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