Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*Gives Owl Parliament the Elba.*
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[Skittles]

-Celebrates liberty!-

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[Cosmic-FS]

*puts down the rebellion with the iron fist of the Army of Slightly Inconvenient Ducks*

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[Pygmepatl]

LIBERTY!!!

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[Skittles]

-Declares absolute monarchy-

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[Pygmepatl]

*Dissolves a point in his tea*

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[TR273]

*puts down the rebellion with the iron fist of the Army of Slightly Inconvenient Ducks*

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Ha! We are rioters, we are ready for you!

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[Pygmepatl]

I'll just watch the battle from here.

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[TR273]

*Kathleen and her army put down the flamethrowers, and ready their primary weapon against the ducks....
... breadcrumbs!*
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[Groggy]

*Kathleen and her army put down the flamethrowers, and ready their primary weapon against the ducks....
... breadcrumbs!*
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*watches in awe as Kathleen is swarmed by hungry ducks*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Makes his own army of angry geese and sends it against @Groggy*

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[Groggy]

*Makes his own army of angry geese and sends it against @Groggy*

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*uses Water Gun in an attempt to delay the angry geese*
*makes a run walk for it*

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[TR273]

*watches in awe as Kathleen is swarmed by hungry ducks*

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*Kathleen decides she's through playing nice and goes to buy some oranges...
...for the sauce...
...for the Duck Ala Orange...*
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[DRGN Juno]

*Kathleen decides she's through playing nice and goes to buy some oranges...
...for the sauce...
...for the Duck Ala Orange...*
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Notes that in preparing to eat another animal, you are now a pred.

Also, prepare for the apparently timely reveal of my newest squadron:

Presenting the 501st Gander Tactical Diversion Squadron

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[Pygmepatl]

*uses Water Gun in an attempt to delay the angry geese*
*makes a run walk for it*

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*Watches as your attempts fail miserably. You are attacked by the angry geese, which finally leave you scarred for life*

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[DRGN Juno]

*Watches as your attempts fail miserably. You are attacked by the angry geese*

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*Denies responsibility for the geese*

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[TR273]

Notes that in preparing to eat another animal, you are now a pred.

Also, prepare for the apparently timely reveal of my newest squadron:

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She wasn't planning to eat them, she was going to feed them to the poor and homeless over the New Year.

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[Groggy]

*Watches as your attempts fail miserably. You are attacked by the angry geese*

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Pssh. See? Had it all under control, didn't break a sweat!

Okay, how much do you want to never sic those geese on me again? I'm still traumatized by @DRGN Juno's birb.
*shudders*

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[DRGN Juno]

Pssh. See? Had it all under control, didn't break a sweat!

Okay, how much do you want to never sic those geese on me again? I'm still traumatized by @DRGN Juno's birb.
*shudders*

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I SAID THEY AREN'T MINE.

Wait, you meant the previous attack.

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[Groggy]

I SAID THEY AREN'T MINE.

Wait, you meant the previous attack.

Correct.
Poor Col. Sanders, never stood a chance...

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[DRGN Juno]

*Sends the geese on a MacGuffin run*

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[TR273]

Correct.
Poor Col. Sanders, never stood a chance...

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He's back!

And he's not happy.

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[Cosmic-FS]

*makes a point disappear*
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[DRGN Juno]

He's back!

And he's not happy.
View attachment 77800
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*Prepares the battlebirb*

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[Cosmic-FS]

He's back!

And he's not happy.
View attachment 77800

Mecha Owl has come to finish the job

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