Predators and Prey

[Silvear]

Magic cookies?

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[Skittles]

Skunk hollow, it's hop fields and brewery is a worker's and farmer's state! We bow to no one! This is a dictatorship of the proletariat!

(No NSA, I'm not a communist)

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=| But I am offering complete freedom.. Like.. The only thing that changes is the name.. And your booze becomes the OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED BOOZE OF THE KINGDOM! Mhmmhmm!

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[Thrashy]

Magic cookies?

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Oh that I serve too! Just don't tell the cops!
I can't bribe them anymore. Their liver won't survive more beer!

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[Silvear]

Oh that I serve too! Just don't tell the cops!
I can't bribe them anymore. Their liver won't survive more beer!

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I shall say nothing, my dear skunk

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[Simo]

The year is 1772. PvP is entirely occupied by @Skittles. Well, not entirely... One small brewery of indomitable T. Skunk still holds out against the invadors. And life is not easy for the monarch who garrisons the fortified camps of Lesser Mouseland, Vulpine Valley, Tar Pit and Turtle Lake...

In 1773, Skunk Hollow, Raccoon Ridge, Badger Bottom, and Cheetah City impose a new 'Skittles' tax, of 2 barrels of fine mead, for every utterance or proclamation, uttered or proclaimed by Queen Skittles, payable by said Skittles.

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[TR273]

Skunk hollow, it's hop fields and brewery is a worker's and farmer's state! We bow to no one! This is a dictatorship of the proletariat!

(No NSA, I'm not a communist)

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*Gives medal.*

(I have no idea what this one is. Either a pin for 30 years since the 1917 revolution or porn star of the Soviet Union )
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[Thrashy]

In 1773, Skunk Hollow, Raccoon Ridge, Badger Bottom, and Cheetah City impose a new 'Skittles' tax, of 2 barrels of fine mead, for every utterance or proclamation, uttered or proclaimed by Queen Skittles, payable by said Skittles.

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I support this! The workers of Skunk Hollow won't accept occupation

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[Skittles]

In 1773, Skunk Hollow, Raccoon Ridge, Badger Bottom, and Cheetah City impose a new 'Skittles' tax, of 2 barrels of fine mead, for every utterance or proclamation, uttered or proclaimed by Queen Skittles, payable by said Skittles.

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-Silently writes an angry letter declaring how angry the Queen is and underlines the words expressing how angry the monarchy is at being chastised in such a rude manner!!-

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[Thrashy]

porn star of the Soviet Union

This. Definitively

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[Simo]

*mobilizes taxation forces, and prepares to redistribute the Queen's bounty, not unlike Robin Hood*

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[Skittles]

-Abolishes Skittles Tax, opens Casus Belli upon the rebel nations of PvP. Declares war and begins the PvP War of Independance.-

20!!!

 

[TR273]

-Silently writes an angry letter declaring how angry the Queen is and underlines the words expressing how angry the monarchy is at being chastised in such a rude manner!!-

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*Silently hands @Skittles the necessary goods to make the payments.*
They may have 'fallen' off the back of the lorry, a lorry leaving Vulpine Valley...
... explosives may have been involved...

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Edit : WHOOOOH prey Victory!
First round is on Vulpine Valley!

 

[Thrashy]

*calls for all the workers around my brewery*

Drunkards of the world: UNITE!!!

*together they win the revolution and this game

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[DRGN Juno]

*Staves off annexation by extensive use of the DGAF*

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Nevermind

 

[Skittles]

Blep!

 

[Thrashy]

"In 1773, the skunk weed peasants and brewery workers finally threw back the royal army, defending their freedom and drunkenness.
A treaty was signed, which allowed queen Skittles unlimited access to the brewery bar and the brewery agreed to supply the royal kitchen with beer, mead and Liquor.
After this treaty, the inhabitants of Skunk Hollow declared themselves neutral."

 

[Skittles]

"In 1773, the skunk weed peasants and brewery workers finally threw back the royal army, defending their freedom and drunkenness.
A treaty was signed, which allowed queen Skittles unlimited access to the brewery bar and the brewery agreed to supply the royal kitchen with beer, mead and Liquor.
After this treaty, the inhabitants of Skunk Hollow declared themselves neutral."

HEY! That's not how I remember it!! -Flails and bounces with incandescent indignity on the spot-

 

[DRGN Juno]

"In 1773, the skunk weed peasants and brewery workers finally threw back the royal army, defending their freedom and drunkenness.
A treaty was signed, which allowed queen Skittles unlimited access to the brewery bar and the brewery agreed to supply the royal kitchen with beer, mead and Liquor.
After this treaty, the inhabitants of Skunk Hollow declared themselves neutral."

*Accepts this version for publication in local history textbooks*

*Distributes one to @Skittles in a show of passive-aggressive politics*

 

[Skittles]

*Accepts this version for publication in local history textbooks*

*Distributes one to @Skittles in a show of passive-aggressive politics*

:V :|
Sad Squirlf Queen!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Only 2 more pages until the greatest year of patriotism ever.

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[Cosmic-FS]

*prepares the fireworks*
I might need more

 

[TR273]

*prepares the fireworks*
I might need more

*Helps out.*

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[Groggy]

*prepares the fireworks*
I might need more

This picture looks like it needs a single lit match...
...Wait, had a much better idea.

*loads cannon with malicious intent*

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[DRGN Juno]

*Contributes to the display*

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[Cosmic-FS]

This picture looks like it needs a single lit match...
...Wait, had a much better idea.

*loads cannon with malicious intent*

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Let's see, Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture calls for a cannon to be fired 16 time.

This should be enough to cover the first one

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