Predators and Prey

[Thrashy]

@bkk1's brother-in-law
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Unfortunately, no.

*a poisoned arrow shoots from some corner of the temple*

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[TR273]

*inserts hand, like what tourists do in Italy*
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*The statue nibbles your fingers a bit but causes no permanent harm.*

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[Groggy]

Unfortunately, no.

*a poisoned arrow shoots from some corner of the temple*

*hears a faint dink coming from a faraway corner of the temple, as I question this temple's architecture*

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[Groggy]

*The statue nibbles your fingers a bit but causes no permanent harm.*

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"Oh boy, I wonder if this statue that looks like a sabertooth has anything inside!"

 

[TR273]

First challenge:
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?


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A penny.

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[Thrashy]

*hears a faint dink coming from a faraway corner of the temple, as I question this temple's architecture*

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*A stone falls down right in front of you*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*The statue nibbles your fingers a bit but causes no permanent harm.*

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"Tastes chicken"

 

[Thrashy]

A penny.

Right answer!

*the door to the next chamber opens*

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

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[Groggy]

*A stone falls down right in front of you*

But I didn't even say anything about your architecture, I was just thinking about it!
*the dink sound seems to get closer*

...Maybe I'll be safe if I just don't move.

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[WXYZ]

Right answer!

*the door to the next chamber opens*

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

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Yesterday, today, tomorrow
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[TR273]

Right answer!

*the door to the next chamber opens*

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

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Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.
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[Thrashy]

Yesterday, today, tomorrow
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Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.
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Right answer!

*a door to the next chamber, full of prey victory beer opens*

Last riddle:

What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?

 

[Groggy]

Right answer!

*a door to the next chamber, full of prey victory beer opens*

Last riddle:

What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?

*patiently waits for the riddle-masters to solve this one, because I suck at riddles*
Come on guys, beer awaits us!

 

[WXYZ]

Right answer!

*a door to the next chamber, full of prey victory beer opens*

Last riddle:

What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?

Your name

 

[Groggy]

*realizes I could just google the answer for these riddles*

 

[WXYZ]

*realizes I could just google the answer for these riddles*

Hope the last one is correct...
Proudly not Googled!

 

[TR273]

Right answer!

*a door to the next chamber, full of prey victory beer opens*

Last riddle:

What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?

*Is tempted to make a joke referencing the Soviet Porn Star, then remembers the hose, so doesn't.*

 

[Thrashy]

Your name

Correct!

*Is tempted to make a joke referencing the Soviet Porn Star, then remembers the hose, so doesn't.*

The door to the cheese opens only if you tell the temple that joke though!

Yes this ancient folk knew about the soviet union!

 

[WXYZ]

*readies the hose for the inevitable joke*

 

[TR273]

Correct!

The door to the cheese opens only if you tell the temple that joke though!

Yes this ancient folk knew about the soviet union!

Ok then...

What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?

My <reacted>

 

[Groggy]

Yes this ancient folk knew about the soviet union!

"So what you're trying to say is there's this guy that will come into the ruins of our temple wielding a porn award medal that belongs to another guy that lived in this 'Soviet Union' you speak of, which doesn't even exist 'yet'. Is that it?"

"да."

 

[Cosmic-FS]

The temple guardian laughs at your inappropriate joke and the door opens to reveal the legendary stinky cheese of gorg-on-zola. You remove it from the pedestal but then you hear a rumble

 

[Thrashy]

"So what you're trying to say is there's this guy that will come into the ruins of our temple wielding a porn award medal that belongs to another guy that lived in this 'Soviet Union' you speak of, which doesn't even exist 'yet'. Is that it?"

"да."

I see you know history very well!

Ok then...


My <reacted>
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*the door opens to some Swiss Sbrinz Cheese*

But as you remove it, the game restarts


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[Thrashy]

Btw, we've reached page 1798.
Switzerland is now called "Helvetic Republic" and is a satellite state of Napoleon.

And we have to use this ugly flag

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[DRGN Juno]

Btw, we've reached page 1798.
Switzerland is now called "Helvetic Republic" and is a satellite state of Napoleon.

And we have to use this ugly flag

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But they sprang for punctuation. That's gotta count for something.

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