Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

Btw, we've reached page 1798.
Switzerland is now called "Helvetic Republic" and is a satellite state of Napoleon.

And we have to use this ugly flag

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*starts a revolution over the flag*
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[TR273]

Btw, we've reached page 1798.
Switzerland is now called "Helvetic Republic" and is a satellite state of Napoleon.

And we have to use this ugly flag

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We regret to announce Napoleon has had a slight accident and will be unavailable for any conquering.
Sorry for the paradox.

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[Thrashy]

*starts a revolution over the flag*
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Well the Helvetic Repuplic came into existence because of revolutions xD

It only lasted for about 5 years.


*waits for page 1848 to finally arive*

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[Groggy]

Btw, we've reached page 1798.
Switzerland is now called "Helvetic Republic" and is a satellite state of Napoleon.

And we have to use this ugly flag

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[DRGN Juno]

We regret to announce Napoleon has had a slight accident and will be unavailable for any conquering.
Sorry for the paradox.
View attachment 77973
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C'mon now, you know the rules about paradoxes.

*Impounds your DeLorean and fines you $50*

Please pick up your DeLorean, as it's now incurred $10 in storage fees since last week.

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[Groggy]

C'mon now, you know the rules about paradoxes.

*Impounds your DeLorean and fines you $50*

Please pick up your DeLorean, as it's now incurred $10 in storage fees since last week.

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*casually laughs at the mouse's predicament while having traumatic flashbacks to the day I tried to gift the predators a fresh mammoth*

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[Thrashy]

*casually laughs at the mouse's predicament while having traumatic flashbacks to the day I tried to gift the predators a fresh mammoth*

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What happened then? ^^

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[TR273]

Btw, we've reached page 1798.
Switzerland is now called "Helvetic Republic" and is a satellite state of Napoleon.

And we have to use this ugly flag

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*Replaces flag with a better one...*

*Suggests to Queen Skittles this be the official flag of the kingdom of LPW*
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[TR273]

C'mon now, you know the rules about paradoxes.

*Impounds your DeLorean and fines you $50*

Please pick up your DeLorean, as it's now incurred $10 in storage fees since last week.

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*Pays fines*
Just to let you know I'm collecting it last Thursday.

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Pays fines*
Just to let you know I'm collecting it last Thursday.

*Shreds the overdue notice*

Carry on.

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[Thrashy]

*Replaces flag with a better one...*
View attachment 77974
*Suggests to Queen Skittles this be the official flag of the kingdom of LPW*
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Definitively a better one ^^

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[TR273]

*anarchist noises!*
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[Thrashy]

*anarchist noises!*
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*starts singing "The Internationale" * ^^

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[Groggy]

What happened then? ^^

What didn't happen?
I used a time machine to retrieve a live mammoth from the Paleolithic age and gift it to Keefur and the other predators for a special barbecue occasion.
Time machine glitches, I land in the smelly Skunk Hollow, create a time paradox, @DRGN Juno creates a law against time paradoxes, impounds my time machine, and orders me to pick it up a week prior.
Meanwhile, Keefur never received the mammoth, so he settles with turtle soup instead.

Things like that.

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[TR273]

*starts singing "The Internationale" * ^^

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*Fights 'The Man!', loses, steals his woman as revenge.*
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[Cosmic-FS]

*joins in on the anarchist festivities*

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[Breyo]

@bkk1's brother-in-law

I don't have a tail D:
It's one of the many perks of being a guinea pig . I can pull other people's tails and they can't get me back for it!
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[DRGN Juno]

What didn't happen?
I used a time machine to retrieve a live mammoth from the Paleolithic age and gift it to Keefur and the other predators for a special barbecue occasion.
Time machine glitches, I land in the smelly Skunk Hollow, create a time paradox, @DRGN Juno creates a law against time paradoxes, impounds my time machine, and orders me to pick it up a week prior.
Meanwhile, Keefur never received the mammoth, so he settles with turtle soup instead.

Things like that.

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Don't forget creating a paradox by trying to erase the previous paradox.

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[Thrashy]

What didn't happen?
I used a time machine to retrieve a live mammoth from the Paleolithic age and gift it to Keefur and the other predators for a special barbecue occasion.
Time machine glitches, I land in the smelly Skunk Hollow, create a time paradox, @DRGN Juno creates a law against time paradoxes, impounds my time machine, and orders me to pick it up a week prior.
Meanwhile, Keefur never received the mammoth, so he settles with turtle soup instead.

Things like that.

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Must have been great times ^^

Btw, skunk hollow doesn't smell. We certainly don't spray our home

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[TR273]

*Attempts to occupy Wall Street! Is smol nobody notices...*
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[Thrashy]

*borrows time machine from another page or thread*
*goes back in time to the Paleolithic Age to retrieve an actual live mammoth*
*succeeds, waves hello to Keefur's relatives on the way back*
"Okay buddy, now if you could walk yourself over to that minuscule grill and throw yourself in, that would be great! A lot of predators would be very pleased! Think about that before they start getting impatient and hunt you down while you're still alive."

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*the grill disappears due to a temporal glitch, and the turtle lands back on Skunk Hollow*
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*has to slowly walk away from the smelly skunk territory back to Lesser Mouseland*
Blast whoever came up with quantum mechanics!

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New issue from Dragon Gulch Parliament: Temporal paradoxes prohibited at all times. Failure to comply will result in impounding of time machines for -5 days.

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Hah, joke's on you! My paradoxal future self from an erased timeline could bend time, space and reality without needing a time machi--
Wait.

Oh no.
*creates yet another temporal paradox*
Uhhhh, okay...
THE LAW WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE IF I RUN FAST ENOUGH!
...
Oh, right.

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Well, it looks like turtle soup again.

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At this point, any fate is better than having to crawl out of the musky skunk territory.
Fine, if you can get me out of here quickly I promise not to resist this time. But only after the pred win!
*grumbles some more*
First I land here... Then my 50 bucks... Now I become soup again... Gimme a break...

Great times indeed xD

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[Breyo]

I feel ashamed that I missed a tomb raiding journey and a prey victory. We need 2 rodents in the thread, not just 1.5 rodents
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[DRGN Juno]

Welcome to 1799. This year in aviation: Sir George Cayley conceptualizes the first modern glider, featuring control surfaces similar to those found on modern aircraft. Later on, he would build and test this design by yeeting a small child, and later his butler.

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[Skittles]

-Appears in majestic floofery-

Hmm.

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[Groggy]

Don't forget creating a paradox by trying to erase the previous paradox.

That too.

*has to walk all the way to the impound, accumulating even more storage fees in the process*

*a whole lot of grumbling*
To think that I'm in all this trouble because I wanted to be nice to the predators and give them an exquisite meal! Maybe I'll build a predator zoo myself next time.

Ah, that was quite a day.

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