Predators and Prey

[Tallow_Phoenix]

*offers some Skunk beer*

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*accepts and attempts to drink*
I know this is blasphemy in this thread, but I've never liked beer. I'm more of a rum/whisky person.

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[Pygmepatl]

*Hugs @Tallow_Phoenix* It's okay man, just ignore them. You did a great job out there.

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[Thrashy]

*accepts and attempts to drink*
I know this is blasphemy in this thread, but I've never liked beer. I'm more of a rum/whisky person.

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Oh, no problem, just tell me ^^

*takes you down to the bar cellar where there is a huge collection of finest Liquors*

You don't leave my bar thirsty

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[Groggy]

*is 0.41 euros and 10 kroner richer after looking for lost stuff in the drawer*
Neat.

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[Thrashy]

*is 0.41 euros and 10 kroner richer after looking for lost stuff in the drawer*
Neat.

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*adds some CHF to that collection ^^ *

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[Groggy]

Oh, no problem, just tell me ^^

*takes you down to the bar cellar where there is a huge collection of finest Liquors*

You don't leave my bar thirsty

*walks into your bar*
*asks for a glass of water*
*walks out of your bar*

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

I actually surprised my mom at Christmas by drinking straight spiced rum, right after I turned down a fruity seltzer drink

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[Thrashy]

*walks into your bar*
*asks for a glass of water*
*walks out of your bar*

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You want that water from Heineken, Becks or Carlsberg?

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[Pygmepatl]

*Is enjoying the chill atmosphere of the thread right now*

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*takes extra point, outnumbered again*

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[Groggy]

*adds some CHF to that collection ^^ *

I don't have any francs, but I do have a swiss knife. An actual swiss swiss knife. That thing is very old, some of the blades are broken and it most certainly won't be cutting anything anytime soon.
Luckily the corkscrew is still intact!

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[Thrashy]

*takes extra point, outnumbered again*

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Probably not, as this skunk is so drunk, it needs to hop in the chunk
I know this rhyme sucks ._.

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[Mossling]

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[Thrashy]

Good night anyways ^^

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[Groggy]

You want that water from Heineken, Becks or Carlsberg?

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Do you perhaps have water from Thetap?
that joke wasn't even good!

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*peruses liquor cellar for some Bailey's*

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[Mossling]

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[Pygmepatl]

Good night anyways ^^

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Good night!

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[Groggy]

*takes extra point, outnumbered again*

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Probably not, as this skunk is so drunk, it needs to hop in the chunk
I know this rhyme sucks ._.

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And in a matter of seconds, I become the outnumbered one. How quaint!

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[Pygmepatl]

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Hello there.

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[Thrashy]

Luckily the corkscrew is still intact!

See, the most important things don't break

*peruses liquor cellar for some Bailey's*

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Take as much as you want

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Good night now ^^

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

And in a matter of seconds, I become the outnumbered one. How quaint!

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We'll see how long it lasts!

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[Pygmepatl]

Good night now ^^

Good night!

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[Groggy]

Good night @Thrashy

We'll see how long it lasts!

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I've played this disadvantageous game plenty of times before, and there's a 99.9% chance I'll become soup at the end of it.

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

I'm actually sick, all this liquor probably wasn't a good idea ><

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