Predators and Prey

[Groggy]

I'm actually sick, all this liquor probably wasn't a good idea ><

*offers you some duct tape to fix your sickness*
Remember, duct tape can fix anything. If it still isn't fixed, it just means you didn't use enough of it.

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*offers you some duct tape to fix your sickness*
Remember, duct tape can fix anything. If it still isn't fixed, it just means you didn't use enough of it.

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*puts duct tape on forehead* Am I doing this right?

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[TR273]

And in a matter of seconds, I become the outnumbered one. How quaint!

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We shall see them off with skill and steel!
(Ok I actually need a shower then get some sleep since I need to be up early but I'll hang round as long as I can.)
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(Goodnight @Thrashy )

 

[Groggy]

*puts duct tape on forehead* Am I doing this right?

If you still feel sick, more duct tape is required.
If it still doesn't work, you may need to use Flex Tape instead. It even works underwater!

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

Man, nothing triggers me harder than when an article/book about some absurd pseudoscience thing claims that their assertions are backed by "science". I'm having real Ghiaccio feels over here right now.

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[Groggy]

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We shall see them off with skill and steel!
(Ok I actually need a shower then get some sleep since I need to be up early but I'll hang round as long as I can.)
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(Goodnight @Thrashy )

And in a matter of minutes, I am not outnumbered anymore!

Now let's see about delivering a swift win.

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

If you still feel sick, more duct tape is required.
If it still doesn't work, you may need to use Flex Tape instead. It even works underwater!

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Heh, I was just thinking about Jontron's Flex Tape video with some of the non-sequiturs in that conservation thread.
"What does that have to do with tape?"

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[Groggy]

Man, nothing triggers me harder than when an article/book about some absurd pseudoscience thing claims that their assertions are backed by "science". I'm having real Ghiaccio feels over here right now.

I mean, it's a better strategy than saying "it just works".

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[A Minty cheetah]

*minuses an point*
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[Groggy]

You know what, since the score is going nowhere at this rate, I'll use ± scoring. That should make things interesting.

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Hi Minty

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

I mean, it's a better strategy than saying "it just works".

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You know, I'd accept "it just works". That's fine. They're entitled to their beliefs (at least in this case, where it's mostly harmless). I just hate when people use "scientists" as a general term and pretend that means there's a consensus. Like, this particular thing has no effect on the world, but citation needed aaaaa

Alright, I'm done

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[A Minty cheetah]

You know what, since the score is going nowhere at this rate, I'll use ± scoring. That should make things interesting.

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Hi Minty

Hello there, my flippered friendo!
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*ferrets about aimlessly, falls into a vat of wine*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*chees about with purpose and direction. Avoids any mishaps*
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[Groggy]

*continues using ± score so I can help the game go somewhere without being accused of helping the opposing team, even though I pretty much am*

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*turns the wine vat into a fine wine fountain*

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[Groggy]

*adds a neat ornament to the wine fountain before taking a dip*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*finds yet another KFC coupon*

*wonders how a certain status message hasn't put said chicken shop out of business...*
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[TR273]

*Charges back in!*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*Charges back in!*
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*charges your credit card*
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*hosts a party at the wine fountain, begins selling tickets*

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[TR273]

*charges your credit card*
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It bounces!

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[A Minty cheetah]

*brings cake to the party*
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[TR273]

*brings cake to the party*
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[Groggy]

*finds yet another KFC coupon*

*wonders how a certain status message hasn't put said chicken shop out of business...*
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Apparently, most of these coupons are for salad dishes, that's probably why.
Somebody has to use those coupons...

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