Predators and Prey

[Simo]

Yet more Ads...
'Only 5 out of 100 University professors can guess more than 5 of these fruits, we'll by amazed if you can do better.'
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Even more ads!

"Find out why this amazing new blade is revolutionizing the fox trimming industry"

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[Ravofox]

Ads galore!

"New meat product, masks skunk smell, 100% garunteed!"

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[Simo]

"This amazing 100% organic vegetable based shampoo makes foxes 50% less smelly, and 50% more fluffy! Try Simo's Vulpine Essences Shampoo and Conditioner, today!"

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[Ravofox]

*fox news, breaking story*

"Simo's Vulpine Essences Shampoo and Conditioner is under immediate recall, as it in fact contains not 100% organic vegetable matter, but 100% Bieber Fever!"

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[Simo]

Fake News!

*bathes fox in Simo's Vulpine Essences, and conditioner, then rinses, and fluffs dry under a huge dryer*

(er...the shampoo is in fact known to cause sudden increases in mischief, though actually eliminates Bieber Fever)

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[Izzy4895]

“Get 25% off all combo meals this weekend at participating Burger Fox restaurants. All Fun Meals come with an MLP toy.”

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[Simo]

OMG, did you say a MLP Toy??!!

*orders six Burger Fox Fun Meals*

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[TR273]

'Two for one on all orders from House O' Tofu, Free MLP Onesies with ever order, prefect for your fox.'
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[Simo]

Oh, my, this is my lucky day!

*places an order large enough to cater a large party, and thus, make many foxes cute and comfy*

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[TR273]

*Delivers mountain O' Tofu, and a big box O' MLP onesies.*
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[Izzy4895]

“Are you having problems keeping your merchandise cool? Call Arctic Fox Refrigeration for prompt, reliable service. We service walk-in freezers and refrigerators, meat cases, rack systems, and more!”

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[Simo]

*Calls Arctic Fox Refrigeration to service the massive walk-in-refrigerated warehouse of the S.S. Skunk Watermelon Sorbet Distribution Co.*

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[Izzy4895]

*Arctic Fox Refrigeration technicians find and deal with the refrigerant leak. They snack on BAD FOX Brand chicken nuggets while they wait for a sufficient vacuum to be pulled on the system.*

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[Simo]

*ponders how much the bill is going to be from Arctic Fox Refrigeration*

*Snacks on some sorbet, and offers the fox technicians nice, warm mouse onesies to wear...to stay warm: )*

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[Ravofox]

*rips them up, foaming mischiveously at the mouth*

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[idkthough120]

*eats pie-*

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[Ravofox]

*eats something-*

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Fake news!!!

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[Simo]

A fox!

*calls Fox Control*

"Hello? Yes, we have a very, very BAD fox here...might be rabid, I'm afraid..."

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[AcerbicSeth]

*Licks a blueberry, then nearly has a heart attack from the random confetti poppers*

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[Ravofox]

*Licks a blueberry, then nearly has a heart attack from the random confetti poppers*

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Stomps up and down, ripping up more MLP onsies*

 

[Simo]

Wow, another Prey Victory!

Soon this site will be known as FAF: Home of the thinnest predators

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Stomps up and down, ripping up more MLP onsies*

*spanks the bad, temper tantrum fox*

 

[Ravofox]

Ouch!! You prey will pay!!!

 

[Simo]

Oh, now, now....I'll take all the foxes out to eat, and even pay the bill, at this Chinese place, here...

*orders egg rolls, not noting they have shrimp*

Yum, yum, yum, though!

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[Ravofox]

Yaay, all is forgiven...for now

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[Simo]

And if we ever go to LA, we can go here:

*orders eggs*

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