Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

"Striped skunk TV, with a special report!
One month after Mr. M opens a new brewery, the unemployment in Skunk Hollow has skyrocketed! Inhabitants have trouble feeding their families.
The traditional brewery, Skunk Beer Inc, who was a good employer for this region, has gotten into serious trouble. Owner T.Skunk speaks of mafia-like capitalist activities. No one's sure, how the future will develop for this once stable region...



You see what you did?

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I will turn myself over to the police...
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[DRGN Juno]

"Striped skunk TV, with a special report!
One month after Mr. M opens a new brewery, the unemployment in Skunk Hollow has skyrocketed! Inhabitants have trouble feeding their families.
The traditional brewery, Skunk Beer Inc, who was a good employer for this region, has gotten into serious trouble. Owner T.Skunk speaks of mafia-like capitalist activities. No one's sure, how the future will develop for this once stable region...



You see what you did?

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Dammit, @Manchesterite. What have we told you about destabilizing foreign economies?

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[Thrashy]

I will turn myself over to the police...
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Just help me burn that competition and have a beer with me

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[WXYZ]

Dammit, @Manchesterite. What have we told you about destabilizing foreign economies?

I need to keep to the straight and narrow next time

Just help me burn that competition and have a beer with me

*the bar closes after a mysterious report to the sanitary authorities comes through*
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[DRGN Juno]

Just help me burn that competition and have a beer with me

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*Joins, cracking open a box of Dragon Gulch Budget Selects RED*

*Gets drunk for the thrifty price of $0.05/L*

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[Thrashy]

*the bar closes after a mysterious report to the sanitary authorities comes through*

Striped Skunk TV with another special report:
After a horrible report to the sanitary authorities, the competing brewery of Skunk Beer Inc. Has to shut down. The economical situation for the local inhabitants is expected to increase, and the traditional factory is recovering. Owner T. Skunk says: "the owner of my competing brewery wanted to becoming a sport swimmer. So he was going to exercise in the river while wearing his concrete shoes. I'm sure his career won't be a sink!"


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[WXYZ]

*drinks at the sole bar, relieved that the ordeal is over*
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[DRGN Juno]

*Builds another castle out of discarded "wine" boxes*

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[Thrashy]

*drinks some expensive Whiskey*
Business is running good again

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[DRGN Juno]

*drinks some expensive Whiskey*
Business is running good again

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You sure you're not interested in some industrial grade red wine drink? Think of the savings!

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[WXYZ]

*prays for the soul of the departed manager*
I'm sorry for what happened, @Ravofox...but it had to be done for the sake of the local economy
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[Thrashy]

You sure you're not interested in some industrial grade red wine drink? Think of the savings!

Alright, I'm putting it to the bar's sortiment. ^^

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[DRGN Juno]

Alright, I'm putting it to the bar's sortiment. ^^

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A pleasure doing business. Don't forget to wear gloves and goggles when handling.

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[Ravofox]

Fox News:

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Ravofox and @Izzy4895 have succeeded in producing the first beer to be made out of chickens sales soar!!

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[DRGN Juno]

Fox News:

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Ravofox and @Izzy4895 have succeeded in producing the first beer to be made out of chickens sales soar!!

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I've heard of beer can chicken, but I'm not sure I want to see what this tastes lie.

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[WXYZ]

Fox News:

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Ravofox and @Izzy4895 have succeeded in producing the first beer to be made out of chickens sales soar!!

I see you've risen from the river
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[Thrashy]

A pleasure doing business. Don't forget to wear gloves and goggles when handling.

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Well, @bkk1 is my bottle opener. I'll tell him that advice

Fox News:

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Ravofox and @Izzy4895 have succeeded in producing the first beer to be made out of chickens sales soar!!

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I think I'll stay with hops!

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[DRGN Juno]

Well, @bkk1 is my bottle opener. I'll tell him that advice

Using his teeth? If that's the case, we also sell industrial burn first aid kits.

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[Thrashy]

Oh that was @Ravofox that was thrown into the river? Well, just don't compete me in Skunk Hollow. It seems that all of my former competitors have vanished.
Of course, I'm an innocent Skunk and I have absolutely NOTHING to do with any of These cases

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[DRGN Juno]

Oh that was @Ravofox that was thrown into the river? Well, just don't compete me in Skunk Hollow. It seems that all of my former competitors have vanished.
Of course, I'm an innocent Skunk and I have absolutely NOTHING to do with any of These cases

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Good thing there's no competing producers of industrial grade wine/paint thinner.

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[Thrashy]

Using his teeth? If that's the case, we also sell industrial burn first aid kits.

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*buys some of these first aid Kits*

You know, @bkk1 , this is the default work risk. It happens at any bar!

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[Ravofox]

I see you've risen from the river
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*coughs up a crab*

Yep, a kind otter helped me up

Say, these shoes are comfy...would you like a try, buddy?

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[DRGN Juno]

*buys some of these first aid Kits*

You know, @bkk1 , this is the default work risk. It happens at any bar!

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It was tough adapting to new markets, but you know what they say. Improvise, adapt, overcome. Not everyone can be descended from majestic, fire-breathing leviathans.

Yes, I'm flexing.

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[Thrashy]

*laughs in unlimited power of Skunk Hollow's beer imperium*

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[WXYZ]

Say, these shoes are comfy...would you like a try, buddy?

Sure!
*passes off the shoes as an antique in an unknown museum*
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