Predators and Prey

[Breyo]

Well, @bkk1 is my bottle opener. I'll tell him that advice



I think I'll stay with hops!

*buys some of these first aid Kits*

You know, @bkk1 , this is the default work risk. It happens at any bar!

This wasn't in the job description, but I'm sure I can adjust (mostly for infinite amounts of beer baths to wash off skunk spray smell!)

Using his teeth? If that's the case, we also sell industrial burn first aid kits.

I'll take your entire stock! Electrical burns are also pretty common. Wires are just so darn nice to chew, hahaha!

Also, I'd like to apologize for missing the night raid. I don't really feel like looking through all of the posts and seeing for myself how it went, but I hope it went well. I still stayed up all night, but I was mainly spending time with friends and didn't have time to hop on here. Sorry!
Also, goodnight @Thrashy!

 

[Pygmepatl]

A bit early, don't you think?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Also, I'd like to apologize for missing the night raid. I don't really feel like looking through all of the posts and seeing for myself how it went, but I hope it went well. I still stayed up all night, but I was mainly spending time with friends and didn't have time to hop on here. Sorry!

Don't worry man, we understand. There wasn't even a night raid to begin with, it was all normal night!

 

[DRGN Juno]

I'll take your entire stock! Electrical burns are also pretty common. Wires are just so darn nice to chew, hahaha! @Thrashy!

This sounds like a valuable teaching moment. Maybe you can teach me what's going on in the minds of my parrots, but what the everloving <Redacted> is so goddamn delicious about my HDMI cables?

Also, electrical first aid kits are extra.

Also, I'd like to apologize for missing the night raid. I don't really feel like looking through all of the posts and seeing for myself how it went, but I hope it went well. I still stayed up all night, but I was mainly spending time with friends and didn't have time to hop on here. Sorry!
Also, goodnight @Thrashy!

We lost count and got drunk. You probably won.

 

[Breyo]

This sounds like a valuable teaching moment. Maybe you can teach me what's going on in the minds of my parrots, but what the everloving <Redacted> is so goddamn delicious about my HDMI cables?

Also, electrical first aid kits are extra.



We lost count and got drunk. You probably won.

Well, I'm not too sure what draws me to wires myself, but the little buzz you get when you bite into one feels pretty nice! It's like that feeling when you get a little static build-up and get one of those little shocks. Except when you hire the wire, it happens in your mouth! Or it's probably easier to compare it to licking a 9-volt battery . It can be dangerous though, so I wouldn't recommend it!

Could I pay you in beer, perhaps? That's all that I get paid in at work, haha!

Don't worry man, we understand. There wasn't even a night raid to begin with, it was all normal night!

Well, I guess I shouldn't feel too bad, then! Glad to hear that I didn't let down my teammates

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Ties down @Ravofox, which is still with him in his hollow, and starts tickling him*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Well, I'm not too sure what draws me to wires myself, but the little buzz you get when you bite into one feels pretty nice! It's like that feeling when you get a little static build-up and get one of those little shocks. Except when you hire the wire, it happens in your mouth! Or it's probably easier to compare it to licking a 9-volt battery . It can be dangerous though, so I wouldn't recommend it!

I see.

*Scribbles notes*

Could I pay you in beer, perhaps? That's all that I get paid in at work, haha!

Not a fan of beer, but I do take cider and absurdly cheap wine.

 

[Ravofox]

Well, I'm not too sure what draws me to wires myself, but the little buzz you get when you bite into one feels pretty nice! It's like that feeling when you get a little static build-up and get one of those little shocks. Except when you hire the wire, it happens in your mouth! Or it's probably easier to compare it to licking a 9-volt battery . It can be dangerous though, so I wouldn't recommend it!

Could I pay you in beer, perhaps? That's all that I get paid in at work, haha!


Well, I guess I shouldn't feel too bad, then! Glad to hear that I didn't let down my teammates

You need wires?

*Ties down @Ravofox, which is still with him in his hollow, and starts tickling him*

AHAHAHAHA!!!! STAHP!!!!

 

[DRGN Juno]

It's approaching 5AM here. Because I'm going to miss 1819, enjoy this complementary unsolicited fact TWO PAGES early!

In 1819, a Frenchwoman named Sophie Blanchard becomes the first female aviator to be killed in an aviation accident, which happened when she launched fireworks from her balloon. Which was filled with hydrogen. And just so we're aware, we're pretty familiar with the flammability of hydrogen by now, and have been for a couple hundred years.

I use the term 'accident' in the most legal sense, where an accident is defined by the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) as "the aircraft sustains damage or structural failure," because "Darwinian preselection" is not accepted by ICAO.

Anyway, I'm out. G'night everyone.

 

[WXYZ]

Anyway, I'm out. G'night everyone.

Night!

 

[Breyo]

I see.

*Scribbles notes*



Not a fan of beer, but I do take cider and absurdly cheap wine.

Ooh! Ooh! I have tons of cider . It isn't spiked or anything, but I can give you some beer with it! I can't even drink the stuff if I don't fly elsewhere

You need wires?

Hey, if you aren't using 'em, I'll gladly take them off your paws

Also, good night @DRGN Juno! Or I guess good morning? That was a pretty neat tidbit of info!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Anyway, I'm out. G'night everyone.

Good night!

 

[Pygmepatl]

AHAHAHAHA!!!! STAHP!!!!

*Tickles your paws until you cry*

 

[Pygmepatl]

I also have to get some sleep.

Good night!

 

[Breyo]

The only remedy to staying up all night is a warm cup of apple cider and a nap. See you guys in a few hours! Good night!

Also, good night @Spilogale Pygmaea!

 

[Groggy]

I should probably start waking up early just so I don't miss all this late night/morning action.

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[TR273]

So many parcels...

So little sleep...

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[Cosmic-FS]

Oh, I can deliver those parcels for you. You should take a nap on this comfy cast iron skillet I've prepared for you.

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[WXYZ]

Oh, I can deliver those parcels for you. You should take a nap on this comfy cast iron skillet I've prepared for you.

*passes the salt, cheese and chili*
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[Cosmic-FS]

*sautées the garlic, butter, and mushrooms*

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[Thrashy]

Also, I'd like to apologize for missing the night raid. I don't really feel like looking through all of the posts and seeing for myself how it went, but I hope it went well.

No problem, it wasn't really a raid anyways ^^
What counts: we won. Which should count as a night victory

mushrooms

What kind of mushrooms?

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[TR273]

*Escapes*
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[Cosmic-FS]

Only the best for my friend.
Trust me, when @TR273 comes down from this he's going to wanna sleep forever (ominous noises)

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*Escapes*
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@TR273 you're awake
Here, I cooked you some mushrooms

 

[Thrashy]

I wanna join that trip too

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[TR273]

Only the best for my friend.
Trust me, when @TR273 comes down from this he's going to wanna sleep forever (ominous noises)

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@TR273 you're awake
Here, I cooked you some mushrooms

The stuff I'm seeing, you don't need 'shrooms.
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