Predators and Prey

[TR273]

'Alright ladies and gents, the bar is open, what can I get you?'
*Sips a fruity drink, could be here a while.*
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*walks in* Hey gu- "score is already on positive 4"

Damn, I go away for a "few" minutes and this happens.
Welp, give me the strongest and most Russian alcoholic beverage you've got, I need to forget everything.

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[TR273]

*walks in* Hey gu- "score is already on positive 4"

Damn, I go away for a "few" minutes and this happens.
Welp, give me the strongest and most Russian alcoholic beverage you've got, I need to forget everything.

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*Puts down a drink so strong it’s actually on fire.*

There you go sir. Enjoy!
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[Ravofox]

OWO! A checkin coop?! Don't mind if I do!

*pays accomodation for me, @Izzy4895, @AppleButt and @Keefur *

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[AppleButt]

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[TR273]

*Has a nice glass of milk.*
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[Ravofox]

*Has a nice glass of milk.*
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Did you check in? If not, you can't drink that, get out of my coo...I mean hotel

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[TR273]

Did you check in? If not, you can't drink that, get out of my coo...I mean hotel

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What do you mean? I’ve worked here for years, I’m shocked you can’t recognise your own employees.
*Rebelliously replaces all the meat in the sandwiches with tofu.*
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[Ravofox]

What do you mean? I’ve worked here for years, I’m shocked you can’t recognise your own employees.
*Rebelliously replaces all the meat in the sandwiches with tofu.*
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Haha, you think I can't see through your little scheme?!

*contacts rodent controll*

yes, we have a mouse infestation at the chicken coo...I mean the BAD FOX HOTEL!

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[TR273]

Haha, you think I can't see through your little scheme?!

*contacts rodent controll*

yes, we have a mouse infestation at the chicken coo...I mean the BAD FOX HOTEL!

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*Contacts the Old England Fox Hunting Revival Society (don’t worry they do catch and release)*

Hello? I have a volunteer for your next hunt.
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[Ravofox]

*Contacts the Old England Fox Hunting Revival Society (don’t worry they do catch and release)*

Hello? I have a volunteer for your next hunt.
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Blast!

*Dials a university*

G'day! I have a volunteer for a glow in the dark mouse experiment! (don't worry, it won't hurt, just make you look silly)

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Oh be nice to each other!

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[Hawkeye64]

*gases the fox and mouse woth sleeping gas*


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[Ravofox]

*Wakes up sometime later, and notes @TR273 is still out cold*

Perfect!

*leaves with some chickens*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*picks up Ravo and takes the chickens, then drops him and walks off with the chickens*
Appreciate the chickens, foxxo.

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[TR273]

*Wakes up, sees @Ravofox get mugged.*
Nevermind, come and have nice tofu.
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[Ravofox]

*Wakes up, sees @Ravofox get mugged.*
Nevermind, come and have nice tofu.
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*Walks over to the mouse*

Second time today! Did you know Nihles stole my hat? Oh well, this does make me feel appreciated. Hmm, maybe I should appreciate the chickens too?

*thinks, while eating tofu*

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[TR273]

*Also eats some tofu with @Ravofox *
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(What happened with the hat?)

 

[Ravofox]

*Also eats some tofu with @Ravofox *
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(What happened with the hat?)

*Leans right against your ear, while munching on crunchy celery*

@Nihles stoooooooole it

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[TR273]

*Picks up some celery too.*
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But why did he steal your hat?

 

[Hawkeye64]

*Picks up some celery too.*
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But why did he steal your hat?

*pounces on the mouse playfully and eats his tofu*

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[TR273]

*pounces on the mouse playfully and eats his tofu*

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Ooofff!
So much affection.
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[Hawkeye64]

Ooofff!
So much affection.
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*nuzzles and licks the mouse head*

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[Simo]

*markets a line of @TR273 mouse plushies*

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All proceeds will go to hiring more USDA inspectors to monitor BAD FOX FOODS

 

[RearmedDreamer]

*walks by noming on a burger. stops and notices the shenanigans. quietly slinks away* :3

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