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Predators and Prey

Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Groggy said:
To be fair, you do have a history of eating some unaware and innocent prey after a win.
Other than that, it's cool. I'd still recommend you using a grill, but it's still cool.
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This^^^

At least @Thrashy and the other omnivores do that kinda thing in private (if they even do it at all, I'm pretty sure the drunk skunk only gets his nutrients from beer)!
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Groggy

Groggy

Hm!
bkk1 said:
This^^^

At least @Thrashy and the other omnivores do that kinda thing in private (if they even do it at all, I'm pretty sure the drunk skunk only gets his nutrients from beer)!
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Definitely, Thrashy's body is a scientific miracle, he can survive solely off of beer. He probably doesn't partake in this prey-eating ceremony, since he mostly scores in our favor.

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Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Spilogale Pygmaea said:
You still haven't hug me, @bkk1!
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And you still haven't had a diet change, so it appears we're at an impasse here :(

Groggy said:
Wouldn't that turn the other predators into prey then?
More prey to score positive points = more prey wins... Genius!
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Holy crap, you're right! Checkmate, preds! Or should I say prey ;)
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Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
I suppose it's unfair to ask you for a diet change, but at least stop eating live prey! If you can promise me that, I'll be more than happy to partake in a hug :D
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Pygmepatl

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
Groggy said:
Wouldn't that turn the other predators into prey then?
More prey to score positive points = more prey wins... Genius!

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bkk1 said:
And you still haven't had a diet change, so it appears we're at an impasse here :(


Holy crap, you're right! Checkmate, preds! Or should I say prey ;)
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Actually no. I just become a higher predator, a being that is able to eat both the prey and his own kind, the predators, without any remorse.

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Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Spilogale Pygmaea said:
But still not from you!!! You have broken my heart!!! And no amount of hugs will fix that!!!
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Why do you need a hug from me specifically, anyways? That just makes me even more skeptical! I presume you haven't tasted guinea pig before or something? I've heard from a reliable source (that I've conveniently forgot the name of) that we taste awful D:
Besides, time will heal all wounds!
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Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Manchesterite said:
...maybe it is.
*runs away from a killer guinea pig*
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Umm... *nervous chuckles* I have no idea what you're talking about! Pfft, I wouldn't want revenge for a fallen comrade!
*turns away from everyone and pulls out his phone, quickly deleting the hitman from his contacts*
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Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Spilogale Pygmaea said:
You have made me profoundly sad by breaking my heart. But now I'm angered! And now there's no way back! I'll kill you and all of your loved ones!!! I'll eat your soul!!!
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There it is! There are your true colors lol
*runs into bunker and seals it shut*
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