Predators and Prey

[Breyo]

I'll help. Haven't had souls for a thousand years
*goes to Peru to suck off the souls of guinea pigs*

I've also heard from that aforementioned source that our souls taste pretty good, but they contain some long term side effects. Such as possession, death, lethal sickness, etc.
I won't stop you, but I'm not going to be pleased with you (considering you're still alive)
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[DRGN Juno]

Man, this thread got dark.

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[Breyo]

Man, this thread got dark.

Yeah, and it all stemmed from caution and not wanting to hug a known brutalizer of prey lol
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[Pygmepatl]

There's no point in hiding the the true monster I am anymore. From now I will bring nothing but horror to your hearts. I will terrorize you. I will eat prey and predators non stop and will never end. You will fear me.

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[WXYZ]

Man, this thread got dark.

Ah, this might have gone too far...
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[Pygmepatl]

But of course, I will stop all of this if you start loving me again.

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[Breyo]

There's no point in hiding the the true monster I am anymore. From now I will bring nothing but horror to your hearts. I will terrorize you. I will eat prey and predators non stop and will never end. You will fear me.

Soooo...
No change? XD

Ah, this might have gone too far...

It's ok. I made most of the beer I was paid in at @Thrashy's bar into molotov cocktails, and anything is flammable if you dump enough alcohol on it. This is only as a last resort, of course...
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[WXYZ]

But of course, I will stop all of this if you start loving me again.

*loves you for eternity*
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[DRGN Juno]

Soooo...
No change? XD


It's ok. I made most of the beer I was paid in at @Thrashy's bar into molotov cocktails, and anything is flammable if you dump enough alcohol on it. This is only as a last resort, of course...
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Seems like a waste of beer. Our wine is much more flammable.

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[Breyo]

Seems like a waste of beer. Our wine is much more flammable.

I'll keep that in mind
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[Pygmepatl]

You are desilusional if you really think you can stop me with that. You can't stop this monster. If anything you would only make the burning fire inside me stronger. I will emerge from the flames as an unstoppable beast. A beast of a greenish fire!!!

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[Izzy4895]

It seems the “prey” and “predators” that @Spilogale Pygmaea eats are in fact animal crackers from Savings Skunk.

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[Breyo]

It seems the “prey” and “predators” that @Spilogale Pygmaea eats are in fact animal crackers from Savings Skunk.

Ha! Is this true, @Spilogale Pygmaea? Anything else you want to confess while you're at it?
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[Pygmepatl]

It seems the “prey” and “predators” that @Spilogale Pygmaea eats are in fact animal crackers from Savings Skunk.

Well yes, I love those crackers!

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[Izzy4895]

Ha! Is this true, @Spilogale Pygmaea? Anything else you want to confess while you're at it?
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@Simo showed me footage of him buying large amounts of animal crackers from the store’s surveillance system.

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[DRGN Juno]

@Simo showed me footage of him buying large amounts of animal crackers from the store’s surveillance system.

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The real question is what monster doesn't like animal crackers.

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[Izzy4895]

The real question is what monster doesn't like animal crackers.

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Perhaps that is the case. Mischief Meal sales went up when a packet of those animal crackers was added at no additional cost to Burger Fox customers.

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[Breyo]

The real question is what monster doesn't like animal crackers.

Truer words have never been spoken

Well yes, I love those crackers!

@Simo showed me footage of him buying large amounts of animal crackers from the store’s surveillance system.

Well, I guess in that case...
*pops out of my bunker and hugs @Spilogale Pygmaea very quickly, then sprints back as quickly as I can to the bunker*
There!
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[Izzy4895]

Truer words have never been spoken




Well, I guess in that case...
*pops out of my bunker and hugs @Spilogale Pygmaea very quickly, then sprints back as quickly as I can to the bunker*
There!
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That was quick, especially considering that you managed to grab some leftover Meadowfresh salads before going into the bunker.

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[Pygmepatl]

Well, I guess in that case...
*pops out of my bunker and hugs @Spilogale Pygmaea very quickly, then sprints back as quickly as I can to the bunker*
There!

*Accepts the hug gladly and hugs back warmly and tightly. His heart is full of happiness and love once again. The monster has stopped*

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[Breyo]

That was quick, especially considering that you managed to grab some leftover Meadowfresh salads before going into the bunker.

You already know that I had to grab the essentials

*Accepts the hug gladly and hugs back warmly and tightly. His heart is full of happiness and love once again. The monster has stopped*

Hooray! I'm glad

With that happy conclusion, I'm think I'll just excuse myself. I have a date with my bed, and I'd rather not be late! Good night everyone!
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[Izzy4895]

*Izzy reads about the discovery of ancient cave paintings in Skunk Hollow. The paintings feature foxes, cheetahs, and spotted skunks doing handstands.*

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[Simo]

I love animal crackers!

They show animals like @A Minty cheetah, @Keefur and other ferocious beasts where they belong: The Zoo!

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[DRGN Juno]

I love animal crackers!

They show animals like @A Minty cheetah, @Keefur and other ferocious beasts where they belong: The Zoo!

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TFW even Nabisco is telling you to get with the times:

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[WXYZ]

I love animal crackers!

They show animals like @A Minty cheetah, @Keefur and other ferocious beasts where they belong: The Zoo!

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This is how it should be. All preds in the zoo. The established order forever...
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