Predators and Prey

[Simo]

A predator!

*sets up a stand, with a sign*

"Free BBQ ribs, for all Predators"

(readies Tofu ribs, and predator net)

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[TR273]

*Waits in ambush.*
(Ambush is like a hambush but without the meat.)
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[idkthough120]

*eats some meat again-*

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[Simo]

(My, business is slow!)

*uses a megaphone*

"Free BBQ ribs for all predators! Free BBQ Chicken, for all foxes!"*

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*ribs and chicken chicken courtesy GOOD SKUNK Tofu & Fake Meat Co.*

 

[Marcl]

*orders a balloon that spreads free vegan sandwiches among fur...*

*each with a hidden slice of salami*

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[Ravofox]

My fridge is broken (this is true, it caused a power outage at my house last night), I must hunt fresh meat!!!

*brandishes a spear, and sets up snare traps*

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[Hawkeye64]

*keeps licking TR273 then without warning swallows him whole*

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[Simo]

*tosses a whole tofu chicken at snare trap*

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[TR273]

*keeps licking TR273 then without warning swallows him whole*

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Hey!..

Well then.
*Tickles on the way down.*
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[Ravofox]

*tosses a whole tofu chicken at snare trap*

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*runs up to it* Awsome! Come to papa...wait...THIS IS TOFU!!!

*Sees skunk, and chases him*

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[Simo]

*performs Heimlich causing mouse to be ejected*

Phew! Close call!

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Also runs from the huffy fox!

 

[TR273]

*performs Heimlich causing mouse to be ejected*

Phew! Close call!

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Also runs from the huffy fox!

*Flies through the air with the greatest of ease…

…Lands like a sack of potatoes.*

It’s ok, my face broke my fall.
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[Ravofox]

*Flies through the air with the greatest of ease…

…Lands like a sack of potatoes.*

It’s ok, my face broke my fall.
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*stuffs the mouse in a sack of potatoes, and carries it over my shoulder*

hehe, thanks for the free meal, skunky!

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[TR273]

*stuffs the mouse in a sack of potatoes, and carries it over my shoulder*

hehe, thanks for the free meal, skunky!

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*Gnaws through the bottom of the sack, slides a very old and slippery potato under @Ravofox 's feet.*

See Ya!

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[Simo]

*slips a sack over @Ravofox And takes him to BAD FOX Rehab for a free treatment plan*

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[Ravofox]

*slips a sack over @Ravofox And takes him to BAD FOX Rehab for a free treatment plan*

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*the skunk slips over the potato that @TR273 had tried to slip me with, allowing me to escape*

haha!!

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[Izzy4895]

*Adds to the confusion by starting a mischief rampage.*

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[TR273]

*Can’t resist, adds marbles to the mix.*
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[Simo]

*peeks out at the commotion a certain BAD FOX is creating and lifts my tail to spray*

Ooops! Out of spray!

*hides in my den*

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[Ravofox]

*Can’t resist, adds marbles to the mix.*
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*Huffs and blows the marbles into @Simo's den*

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[Simo]

*Huffs and blows the marbles into @Simo's den*

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*recalls that I have several aerosol cans of Simo Skunk Spray handy and slipping on the marbles eventually gets up and sprays the fox*

*giggles and rolls around in glee*

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[Ravofox]

*recalls that I have several aerosol cans of Simo Skunk Spray handy and slipping on the marbles eventually gets up and sprays the fox*

*giggles and rolls around in glee*

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Aagh!! *coughs and stumbles around, sheilding my eyes. I knock into @Simo and fall on top of him, making the spray backfire in his face*

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[Simo]

Aagh!! *coughs and stumbles around, sheilding my eyes. I knock into @Simo and fall on top of him, making the spray backfire in his face*

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*cough, sputter, gag*

Hey no fair! A skunk is not supposed to get sprayed by a skunk....I mean fox!

*fills tub with watermelon bubble bath and takes a quick dip*

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[Ravofox]

*Also jumps in*

What, don't like getting a taste of your own medicine, do ya?!

*tickles with a loofah*

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[Hawkeye64]

*eats TR273 again while everyone distracted*

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