Predators and Prey

[TR273]

What a day!
*Has a mug of calming tea.*
+1

15

 

[Ravofox]

Tell me about it!

*has a calming sip of Guinness, which legit contains essence of fish*

-1

14

 

[Tovey]

*joins in with a cup of lukewarm early grey which has been sitting for far too long*

+1 for the squeakem crew

15

 

[Simo]

*has a glass of orange-tangerine-carrot juice*

+1

16

Gotta get my vitamins and minerals to be able to get those foxes!

 

[Izzy4895]

*Starts a barbecue.*

-1

15

 

[Simo]

*Starts a barbecue.*

-1

15

*Supplies Simo-Fresh BBQ Ribs (100% textured vegetable protein)*

+1

16

 

[TR273]

*Has a toasted cheese sandwich.*
+1

17

 

[Ravofox]

*Supplies Simo-Fresh BBQ Ribs (100% textured vegetable protein)*

+1

16

Speaking of ribs, you can see mine, i'm starving!!!

*has a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich*

-1

16

 

[Hawkeye64]

*

*Has a toasted cheese sandwich.*
+1

17

*steals it and gobbles it up*

+1?


18?

 

[Simo]

*puts on several more grilled cheese sandwiches*

+1

18 (adjusts count)

 

[Ravofox]

*adds some shrimp on the barbie*

-1

17

 

[Keefur]

Noms all the prey.

-1

16

 

[Simo]

*sprays ALL the predators*

Ha! Now they are easy to track!

+1

17

 

[Ravofox]

Kee has returned!!! And he won't let a little spray stop him!

-1

16

 

[Simo]

We'll see about that!

*replaces all cat chow with GOOD SKUNK 100% Veggie Version, plus fake but effective dietary supplements*

+1

17

 

[Keefur]

I loves the spray. Even my favorite drink is Ocean Spray.

-1

16

 

[Simo]

Oh, I bought out that company!

Now...it's Simo-Spray!

+1

17

 

[Keefur]

I'm just like the Honey Badger.

-1

-16

 

[Izzy4895]

*Supplies Simo-Fresh BBQ Ribs (100% textured vegetable protein)*

+1

16

Can you eat your prey food, given that it has come into contact with meat on a grill?

-1

15

 

[TR273]

Noms all the prey.

-1

16

*Distracts with a laser pointer.*
+1

16

 

[Keefur]

*Distracts with a laser pointer.*
+1

16

*Swallows batteries for the pointer* *Grins an evil grin*

-1

15

 

[Izzy4895]

*Cooks more meat.*

-1

14

 

[Simo]

*rolls a 10,000 pound hybrid super-melon over the grill, flattening it, and the predators*

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15

 

[Keefur]

*Breeds the super melon with a hampster and makes a huge snack.*

-1

14

 

[TR273]

*Swallows batteries for the pointer* *Grins an evil grin*

-1

15

*Turns up with a vacuum cleaner.*
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15