Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

Then I shall score a negative point out of shame for this mistake. (Which wasn't even mine, I just took @bkk1's math for granted)

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It's okay, I can't blame you, not your fault. There's no need to do that. I'll be good and count that point as a prey point.

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[TR273]

*Sails about*
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[Pygmepatl]

*Gives all of you the first stinky boop of the year*

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[Pygmepatl]

Also, this year I'll come up with something new which you'll love.

Paw Hugs!!!

In which I pounce on you and then I start hugging your nose with my both paws in a playful and innocent lovely way.

 

[Simo]

In other news, I may have possibly let a teensy-weensy secret out about what happens in the zoos. And people don't seem all that happy about it

Er...maybe you just mis-phrased it! You probably just meant to say that the predators get cuddled in the zoo...like this:

*boops and cuddles @Spilogale Pygmaea*

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[Pygmepatl]

Er...maybe you just mis-phrased it! You probably just meant to say that the predators get cuddled in the zoo...like this:

*boops and cuddles @Spilogale Pygmaea*

Yeah! He's right! Nothing wrong is going on in @Simo's zoos.

Just look at us cuddling together.

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[Breyo]

Er...maybe you just mis-phrased it! You probably just meant to say that the predators get cuddled in the zoo...like this:

*boops and cuddles @Spilogale Pygmaea*

Uh... yeah! All preds are treated great! I know you guys think that I said "brainwashed", but I actually said... umm... "stain washed"! @Simo knows how messy people can get when they eat, so he always has stain cleaner at the ready!
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[Ravofox]

Also, this year I'll come up with something new which you'll love.

Paw Hugs!!!

In which I pounce on you and then I start hugging your nose with my both paws in a
playful and innocent lovely way.

yaaaay!!!!

*hugs*

Er...maybe you just mis-phrased it! You probably just meant to say that the predators get cuddled in the zoo...like this:

*boops and cuddles @Spilogale Pygmaea*

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Uh... yeah! All preds are treated great! I know you guys think that I said "brainwashed", but I actually said... umm... "stain washed"! @Simo knows how messy people can eat, so he always has stain cleaner at the ready!
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yeah...sure...

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[Pygmepatl]

yaaaay!!!!

*hugs*

*Gives you a paw hug*

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[Simo]

yaaaay!!!!

.......that was definitely a reference to the messy eating habits of many predators, and how we like to keep 'em clean!

As president of the Simo S. Skunk Soap & Suds Co, Ltd, that's a promise!

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[Keefur]

When in doubt, go for the hose!

That sounds more like something a Fox would say. *cough, cough*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Gives everyone a paw hug*

This is also another show of love from me. Of course, stinky boops still being the ultimate show of love a skunk can give!

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[Keefur]

Order up
Order up for @Ravofox !

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[Keefur]

*Gives everyone a paw hug*

*hugs*

 

[Keefur]

I choose what kind of victim I want. I raise it from a baby. I put it in a cage that is constrictive, but allows it room to grow. I give it food and water and to keep it healthy until it is big enough to eat. Then I rip it from it's prison and brutally skin it and drown it in a pot of boiling water while it is still alive. I submerge it in the scalding liquid, making sure it stays submerged until completely cooked. Then, I gleefully plate it and eat it until I am full...

And this is how herbivores treat their vegetables and they say predators are cruel.

 

[DRGN Juno]

I choose what kind of victim I want. I raise it from a baby. I put it in a cage that is constrictive, but allows it room to grow. I give it food and water and to keep it healthy until it is big enough to eat. Then I rip it from it's prison and brutally skin it and drown it in a pot of boiling water while it is still alive. I submerge it in the scalding liquid, making sure it stays submerged until completely cooked. Then, I gleefully plate it and eat it until I am full...

And this is how herbivores treat their vegetables and they say predators are cruel.

To be fair, potatoes deserve it.

I may or may not still be bitter.

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[Keefur]

To be fair, potatoes deserve it

Potatoes are soooo creepy when you boil them. They just look at you with those unblinking eyes!

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[DRGN Juno]

Potatoes are soooo creepy when you boil them. They just look at you with those unblinking eyes!

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And when you bake them, they're just sitting there, staring back for a whole hour.

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[Keefur]

I would much prefer to get baked than boiled. When was the last time you got baked? lol

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[DRGN Juno]

I would much prefer to get baked than boiled. When was the last time you got baked? lol

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Well, despite it being legalized, I've never done it. I'm debating getting some edible gummies now that I'm off work and maybe taking a weekend to try and see what the fuss is about.

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[Sarachaga]

*prepares a massive pie*
Come in then, if you prefer to get baked !

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[Pygmepatl]

I'd prefer to be burn alive.

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[DRGN Juno]

*Toasts in front of a space heater*

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[Sarachaga]

*Toasts in front of a space heater*

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Mmm, crispy!

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[DRGN Juno]

Mmm, crispy!

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Take a bite. I dare you.

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