Predators and Prey

[TR273]

Or Jail...
*Bakes @Ravofox a cake, forgets to put the file in it.*
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[Simo]

*puts @Izzy4895 In the fox display at the zoo along with Ravo. Oh...and also adds @Nihles And @AcerbicSeth for good measure*

We don't want the foxes to get lonely!

Plus this gives us a nice colorful display.

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Hmm, isn't putting any animals including foxes in a Zoo illegal?
Am I going to have to put on my lawyer outfit again?

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[TR273]

*Checks the rules*
Yes it is perfectly legal if you are protecting an endangered species.
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[Water Draco]

*Checks the rules*
Yes it is perfectly legal if you are protecting an endangered species.
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*Looks at all the foxes rampant in the fandom*

When did they become endangered?

*drinks a glass of water*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

But foxes aren't endangered... Heck, I'm- actually not going to finish that.
And even so, you don't seem to be showing any signs of... Helping them reproduce so they aren't endangered nor a suitable habitat.

Overall, they're far from endangered... Heck, there's too many of them, too many I wouldn't be able to keep up on eating 'em, assuming if I was in the mood for a Fox Burger.

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[Keefur]

But foxes aren't endangered... Heck, I'm- actually not going to finish that.
And even so, you don't seem to be showing any signs of... Helping them reproduce so they aren't endangered nor a suitable habitat.

Overall, they're far from endangered... Heck, there's too many of them, too many I wouldn't be able to keep up on eating 'em, assuming if I was in the mood for a Fox Burger.

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I don't eat "junk food" like fox burgers. However, a nice beef steak is another matter.

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[TR273]

@Water Draco and @Smexy Likeok4™ But foxes are endangered.
*Holds up exhibit ‘A’*
I present @Simo
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[Keefur]

@Water Draco and @Smexy Likeok4™ But foxes are endangered.
*Holds up exhibit ‘A’*
I present @Simo
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*Eats the evidence*

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[TR273]

*Eats the evidence*

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NO! Bad Kitty!
*Shoves vacuum down throat and pulls @Simo back out.*
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[Simo]

Thanks, @TR273!

Well, given the popularity of the Fox Exhibit, time for the world;'s first Sabertooth Exhibit!

Furries and scales, feathered and furred, ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages! Step right up, and see the (caged) Sabertooth! Only $5!

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

I don't think presenting me a skunk known as @Simo is a form of evidence, @TR273 although I am interested... Go on.

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[Simo]

*zips @Smexy Likeok4™ into a fluffy skunk-suit*

Oh, go on! Have fun. You'll make a fine skunk!

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[Keefur]

*cooks a new batch of popcorn mice and watches*

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[TR273]

*zips @Smexy Likeok4™ into a fluffy skunk-suit*

Oh, go on! Have fun. You'll make a fine skunk!

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*Hands @Simo a spanking paddle*
@Smexy Likeok4™ I rest my case.
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[Simo]

*is forced to spank by law, due to it being skunk spanking month*

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[Keefur]

*Accidentally puts @TR273 into his bag of popcorn mice and has to spit him out.*

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[TR273]

EEEWWWW!
Sabertooth slobber.
Goes for a bath.
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[Keefur]

EEEWWWW!
Sabertooth slobber.
Goes for a bath.
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... but I just GAVE you one!

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[Keefur]

Thanks, @TR273!

Well, given the popularity of the Fox Exhibit, time for the world;'s first Sabertooth Exhibit!

Furries and scales, feathered and furred, ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages! Step right up, and see the (caged) Sabertooth! Only $5!

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Where's MY cut?

 

[TR273]

Where's MY cut?

I think I just avoided your cuts.
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[Nihles]

Hey! FoxesFare commonc but I'm one of a kind!

*Munches Simo Zoo Brand fox kibble in contempt*
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[Simo]

Hey! FoxesFare commonc but I'm one of a kind!

*Munches Simo Zoo Brand fox kibble in contempt*
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Exactly! It is indeed a rare fox, that has these markings and colors!

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[Ravofox]

*Uses a SimoSoap bar provided for the fox enclosure, and carves a file out of it*

Foxxos, we're free!!!!

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[Simo]

Not so fast!

*nets foxes*

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