Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

Got a feeling those aviation facts are gonna pick up take off real soon.

*Patiently waits for 1903*

 

[Groggy]

*Patiently waits for 1903*

*initiates one of those 80's training/timeskip montages that lasts until we're at page 1903*

 

[Breyo]

*stumbles and trips into the thread whilst blindfolded (not wanting to see any repeats of what happened in the last couple of pages) and faceplants on the reset button*
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Oops!

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Treats your face for chemical burns from the recent snitization*

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[Breyo]

*Treats your face for chemical burns from the recent snitization*

Thanks! Now to figure out how to erase things from my memory...
*starts popcorning head-first into a wall*
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[Groggy]

Thanks! Now to figure out how to erase things from my memory...
*starts popcorning head-first into a wall*
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*suggests a nice visit to the zoo for some brainwashing fun memories!*

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[DRGN Juno]

Thanks! Now to figure out how to erase things from my memory...
*starts popcorning head-first into a wall*
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*Wraps you in a burrito and delivers you to @Simo's zoo Rehabilitation Centre for Smol Prey*

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[Breyo]

*suggests a nice visit to the zoo for some brainwashing fun memories!*

*Wraps you in a burrito and delivers you to @Simo's zoo Rehabilitation Centre for Smol Prey*

Perhaps this is for the best
The brainwas- I mean stain washing services at @Simo's zoo are pretty darn fantastic, after all!
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[Pygmepatl]

Thanks! Now to figure out how to erase things from my memory...
*starts popcorning head-first into a wall*

Do you want some apple cider to forget about all that?

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[Breyo]

Do you want some apple cider to forget about all that?

That's next on my list of remedies, but let me finish my business here first. After I wake up from my concussion, I'll gladly hit you up on that offer
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[Pygmepatl]

That's next on my list of remedies, but let me finish my business here first. After I wake up from my concussion, I'll gladly hit you up on that offer

Okay. I'll have everything prepared for you.

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[Simo]

*prepares a cozy enclosure for the Guinea Pig, and brings the finest tender lettuces and greens for him to nibble, along with an assortment of grapes, figs, apples, melons, berries and nuts*

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[Pygmepatl]

*prepares a cozy enclosure for the Guinea Pig, and brings the finest tender lettuces and greens for him to nibble, along with an assortment of grapes, figs, apples, melons, berries and nuts*

Don't forget the fresh hay.

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[Breyo]

Okay. I'll have everything prepared for you.

You're too sweet!

*prepares a cozy enclosure for the Guinea Pig, and brings the finest tender lettuces and greens for him to nibble, along with an assortment of grapes, figs, apples, melons, berries and nuts*

*stops bashing my head against the wall and looks over at the zoo*
I apologize, dear wall, but my heart belongs to another!
*runs as quickly as he can over to the zoo enclosure and starts popcorning all around the enclosure*
BEST THERAPY EVER!!!
*hugs @Simo*
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[Breyo]

Don't forget the fresh hay.

I brought my own, thankfully. I'm happy you knew that, though!
I'm very picky when it comes to the provider!
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[Simo]

Guinea pigs are treated like royalty in my zoos!

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[Pygmepatl]

You're too sweet!

As soon as you finish with your therapy, we can celebrate with some nice apple cider.

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[Breyo]

Guinea pigs are treated like royalty in my zoos!

So are the preds, right?

As soon as you finish with your therapy, we can celebrate with some nice apple cider.

Sounds like a plan, my man
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[Simo]

So are the preds, right?

Er...well....um....heh! Of Course!

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[Pygmepatl]

Sounds like a plan, my man

Yes! It is! I'm all for a good time together with my friends.

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[Pygmepatl]

Er...well....um....heh! Of Course!

*Is suspicious*

 

[Breyo]

*Is suspicious*

*talks with my mouth full of hay and apples*
Theresh no need for shushpishion! I'm shure @Simo takesh wonderful care of all of the zoo'sh inhabitantsh!
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[Pygmepatl]

*talks with my mouth full of hay and apples*
Theresh no need for shushpishion! I'm shure @Simo takesh wonderful care of all of the zoo'sh inhabitantsh!

Sure he does! His response just made me a little suspicious.

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[Simo]

*talks with my mouth full of hay and apples*
Theresh no need for shushpishion! I'm shure @Simo takesh wonderful care of all of the zoo'sh inhabitantsh!
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*displays Ethical Zoo Certification (issued by the International Predator Association)*

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[Breyo]

Sure he does! His response just made me a little suspicious.

*swallows his mouthful of food*
Ah, alrighty. Understandable

*displays Ethical Zoo Certification (issued by the International Predator Association)*

There's the undeniable, totally-not-forged evidence
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