Blame Aesop.Why am I in a net with a mouse?

Blame Aesop.Why am I in a net with a mouse?
That's just a fable.Blame Aesop.
Didn't know they had internet already back then!*nets sabertooth*
I also capture furries, using a patented method. It involves lots of foxes...I thought it was @Simo that went around capturing furries for his zoo.
I wish to be made janitor of the castle...You tried to turn me into a nun! >:V
-Considers- Maybe.I wish to be made janitor of the castle...
I will capture skunks as well, to be made court jesters for your entertainment.-Considers- Maybe.
-Hands you a super soaker and febreeze- There! >:VI will capture skunks as well, to be made court jesters for your entertainment.
Hey! No one likes a cheater, birdbrain! Err, no offense meant or anything...*hits the reset button and swipes a point while no one is looking*