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Predators and Prey

DRGN Juno

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Thrashy said:
In the meanwhile, the prohibition hits PvP-Kingdom hard. The only exception was Skunk Hollow, which was able to keep his anarchistic ruling of the people. Alcohol tourism became so big in Skunk Hollow, that it was a challenge for the little state.

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Dragon Gulch, thanks to vastly superior air power and grape-based chemical weapons, had also managed to maintain sovereignty and stave off the prohibition. Exports of cleaning products and non-lethal chemical deterrent weapons soared exponentially, though alcohol tourism remained bafflingly low.

But anyway, this is still a story about a fish named Jeffrey. Jeffrey had finally reached peace from the guidance of the great guru of Tiddlywinks, as well as his AA participation. He lived happily ever after, in his mind. In reality, the bar patrons were making bets on how long it would take before Jeffrey's twitching would stop.

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Thrashy

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Simo said:
And so Jeffry explored the outback, only to end up up at an AA meeting, where, perched from his bowl, he delivered a long monologue about the perils of drinking, and issued many admonitions and words of advice, gleaned from the slippery slopes he had just traversed. "But let me say now. I shall only swim in Perrier, and as the guru of Tiddlywinks will attest to, all who so much as think of beer, booze or Bourbon, such as Alistair, are doomed!"
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Jeffrey used the prohibition chaos for his Perrier-revolution. Things went very well for him at the beginning.

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Cosmic-FS

Cosmic-FS

A creature of the night
Jeffery's travels continue and fate eventually leads him to Ayers Rock, the home of the guru of Tiddlywinks. But the guru lived at the very top of the formation which meant that Jeffery needed to face his toughest challenge yet for a fish trapped in a bowl that is still somehow able to travel the world: stairs.

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TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Whilst publicly upholding prohibition Lesser Mouseland continued to enjoy access to the Breweries of Skunk Hollow. Particularly after the 'Dry' agents attempted to arrest Queen Diana sneaking back from a quiet drink and barely escaped with their lives.

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DRGN Juno

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Jeffrey, with the help of some tourists, had managed to mount the insurmountable stairs. Finally, after all this time, he would speak to the great guru of Tiddlywinks himself. He placed himself in front of the unblinking guru and politely waited for him to speak. The guru silently stared, examining the specimen before him. After a long pause, the guru opened his mouth and spoke:

"This year in aviation history, Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin makes a flight in his first Zeppilin, the LZ 1. The flight travels over Lake Constance, and ends in an emergency ditching in said lake. Nevertheless, this is still considered the first successful flight of a rigid airship."

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Thrashy

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
DRGN Juno said:
"This year in aviation history, Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin makes a flight in his first Zeppilin, the ZL 1. The flight travels over Lake Constance, and ends in an emergency ditching in said lake. Nevertheless, this is still considered the first successful flight of a rigid airship."
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Jeffrey is confused by this information, but puts lake Constance on his todo-travel-list.
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
DRGN Juno said:
Jeffrey, with the help of some tourists, had managed to mount the insurmountable stairs. Finally, after all this time, he would speak to the great guru of Tiddlywinks himself. He placed himself in front of the unblinking guru and politely waited for him to speak. The guru silently stared, examining the specimen before him. After a long pause, the guru opened his mouth and spoke:

"This year in aviation history, Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin makes a flight in his first Zeppilin, the ZL 1. The flight travels over Lake Constance, and ends in an emergency ditching in said lake. Nevertheless, this is still considered the first successful flight of a rigid airship."

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Jeff's eyes widen in wonder, surely this must be a hint to the fabled triple backflip sidespin Limburger flip, the most challenging and deadly move in tiddlywinks...
 
Groggy

Groggy

Hm!
Jeffrey asked: "But what is the ultimate secret of the ways of Tiddlywink, master?"
And the guru replied: "I can tell you... But only if you do something for me first. Find me a vinyl LP of the greatest album of all time."
Jeffrey was shocked. "Surely you aren't talking about...!"
"Yes. I am talking about Arrival by ABBA. Get it done, and I shall teach you the ways of Tiddlywink."

Jeffrey knew what he had to do. But did he have what it takes to see this through?

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TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Groggy said:
Jeffrey asked: "But what is the ultimate secret of the ways of Tiddlywink, master?"
And the guru replied: "I can tell you... But only if you do something for me first. Find me a vinyl LP of the greatest album of all time."
Jeffrey was shocked. "Surely you aren't talking about...!"
"Yes. I am talking about Arrival by ABBA. Get it done, and I shall teach you the ways of Tiddlywink."

Jeffrey knew what he had to do. But did he have what it takes to see this through?

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Jeff first searched the Amazon, the Bay of E, the Book of Faces, the listings of the great Craig! All negative, he would have to venture forward to what the ancients called 'A Shop'.

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Thrashy

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
TR273 said:
Jeff first searched the Amazon, the Bay of E, the Book of Faces, the listings of the great Craig! All negative, he would have to venture forward it to what the ancients called 'A Shop'.
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So he went to the first shop he could find.
He asked the shopowner, an antelope, if they had said record.
The shop owner floped in laughter: "Dude, this is a Pornogrind-Record store! No Abba here!"
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Wow...22 furs I follow/follow me are on right now.

This must mean I'm The Emperor!

*emps*
 
Groggy

Groggy

Hm!
Thrashy said:
So he went to the first shop he could find.
He asked the shopowner, an antelope, if they had said record.
The shop owner floped in laughter: "Dude, this is a Pornogrind-Record store! No Abba here!"
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Mystified as to why such a record store even exists (in his hallucinogenic little world, at least), Jeffrey resumed his search for the sacred album elsewhere.

I'm running out of ideas here

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DRGN Juno

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Jeffrey's travels continued to Sweden - home of ABBA, Volvo, a wøndërful telephøne system, and mäni interesting furry animals - to try and seek out this elusive album. But at every turn, he found nothing. He began to lose hope in his search.

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Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Simo said:
I sure hope so!

Also: Eeeek! Google just showed me an ad for bras! My eyes....my eyes are burning!!!! Help....HELP!!!
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OMG! Elias probably thought it would be a funny prank:p

Skittles said:
-Baps- I AM NOT GETTING ON NO SPACESHIP!
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Not even this one?

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:p
 
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