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Predators and Prey

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Looks like I have a fox problem, here!

*confines @Nihles to the Veggie-Fox™ Rehab Center, Simo S. Skunk, Warden, I mean, Director*

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*adds Sabrium™ to all Sabertooth food, a new hypnotic/sedative from Skunk & Skunk Pharmaceuticals*

This will have that cat purring at my feet, and too sleepy to eat!

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*supplies two zeppelins, fifty feet of hose, and a gallon of salad oil*

What did you have in mind for the predators? :p

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
(I’m just listing random stuff and letting them fill in the gaps.:D)
Speaking of gaps, I need some silicon wall filler and a Ronald Reagan mask.
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Um, here's some Silicon Wall Filler, and Theresa May's entire collection of beads...closest I can come, on this one.

*groans under the weight of carrying the trunk they are stored in*

*pauses, to take some time for a soda*

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
My, mice do like to stash away odd objects!

*has some vegetable barley soup, and ponders this*

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Us....oh, nothing! You know how innocent us prey are!

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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
I don't stereotype. For all I know everyone might be as shifty as people stereotype a fox to be.
Now you better tell me what you're doing or else I'll eat a prey right in front of you as a warning sign that I'll eat you if you don't tell me the truth.
And let me tell you, I can't hear lies.

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Us, as shitfy as those poor, sweet foxes are made out to be? The very idea is absurd! As you can see, we are setting up a new "Save the Predators" foundation, which will perform many charitable deeds.

*snacks on a pear*

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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
*smirks and leans his head on his arm that rests on the rift*
Might I see your documents that state not only the right to build here, but also about the foundation and whenever or not it's been declares as a charity/charitable?

And before you say, you'd need confirmation from predators, not prey.

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*smirks and leans his head on his arm that rests on the rift*
Might I see your documents that state not only the right to build here, but also about the foundation and whenever or not it's been declares as a charity/charitable?

And before you say, you'd need confirmation from predators, not prey.

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*Displays documents, permits and licenses as required by the FAF Bib Book of Form Game Rume, Chapter 6, Article 17 § 62 B*

Also, the project has been approved by the FAF (Fox Association for Freedom), and AWOO (All Wolves Organized, Oregon ).

@TR273 How about these old Motorola Walkie-Talkies?

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*Dissplays documents, perments and liceses as required by the FAF Bib Book of Form Game Rume, Chapter 6, Attilece 17 § 62 B*

Also, the project has been approved by the FAF (Fox Association for Freedom), and AWOO (All Wolves Organized, Oregon ).

@TR273 How about these old Motorola Walkie-Talkies?

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Excellent!
*Plugs them into a typewriter.*
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Whatever you're making sure has the predators scared! We may have to have some sent 'round, at this point, just to provide a bit of amusement :p

*has some mineral water*

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Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
*Walks by*

Huh, what is this commotion about?

*munches on a hamburger*

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