Predators and Prey

[Simo]

I'm not sure what the mouse is up to, myself! No doubt, something that will help with my (Totally on the level) "Save the Predators" foundation.

*has some sleepy-time herbal tea*

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[Ravofox]

*Rubs chin* I've heard rumours that that foundation is being investigated for misuse of funds...

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[Izzy4895]

*Has a steak at Vulpine Valley Resorts.*

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[Simo]

*Rubs chin* I've heard rumours that that foundation is being investigated for misuse of funds...

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Naw...the "Save the Predators" foundation is as honest as any resort in Vulpine Valley!

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It's just we're saving them for, that's suspicious...

 

[Izzy4895]

*Continues dining at Vulpine Valley Resorts.*

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[Ravofox]

Naw...the "Save the Predators" foundation is as honest as any resort in Vulpine Valley!

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It's just we're saving them for, that's suspicious...

Eeer...alright then, but in the meantime us over here in Vulpine Valley are gonna keep our ears on you...

*jumps on a trampoline with @Izzy4895 but keeping an ear out for shenanigans*

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[Simo]

*decides to visit Vulpine Valley Resorts, and orders a BAD FOX Veggie Burger*

Mmmmm...pretty tasty, I must say...nice and juicy, well seasoned...but hey, the are just veggies, ON a normal burger! I've been had!

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[Izzy4895]

*Izzy gives an extra tip to the vixen who served the “veggie burger”.

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[Ravofox]

Would you like another, mr skunk?

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[Simo]

*Simo gives @Izzy4895 an extra 'tip' via a swat on his butt*

*spanks @Ravofox for being cheeky enough to ask!*

*orders a fruit plate*

I sure hope they don't mess this one up!

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[Izzy4895]

Today’s special: All fruit plates come with a complimentary box of BAD FOX chicken nuggets.

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[Simo]

*eats fruit, and donates the nuggets to the home for homeless foxes*

Huh, all this food has made me sleepy. Guess since I'm at The Vulpine Valley Resort, I'll book a room. Say! This feather-bed and pillow sure are comfy. And the tag says, "Filled With 100% Synthetic Chicken Feathers"

*begins to drift off to sleep, thinking of BAD foxes turned GOOD...*

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[Ravofox]

*eats fruit, and donates the nuggets to the home for homeless foxes*

Huh, all this food has made me sleepy. Guess since I'm at The Vulpine Valley Resort, I'll book a room. Say! This feather-bed and pillow sure are comfy. And the tag says, "Filled With 100% Synthetic Chicken Feathers"

*begins to drift off to sleep, thinking of BAD foxes turned GOOD...*

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*While you sleep, the radio plays the sound of chickens clucking, and an air freshener automatically pumps out the delicious scent of fried chicken*

This should condition him, hehe!

 

[Izzy4895]

*Izzy has more meat and then goes to the swimming pool.*

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[Simo]

*dreams of tasty buckets of KFC, served by seductive foxes...*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*Displays documents, permits and licenses as required by the FAF Bib Book of Form Game Rume, Chapter 6, Article 17 § 62 B*

Also, the project has been approved by the FAF (Fox Association for Freedom), and AWOO (All Wolves Organized, Oregon ).

@TR273 How about these old Motorola Walkie-Talkies?

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*nods* Yup, yup. It checks out.
*hands him back the documents* Alrighty, you stay safe now, theres alotta mean predators out there this time of year.
Then again, you're the great @Simo, you'll spank 'em!

Alrighty wake me up when i'm needed.
*closes the rift and am now gone back to sleeping*

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[TR273]

*Wakes up, Looks at the thing I was building last night.*
What was I drinking last night?
*Has a tea, tries to see what the trouser press is doing wired into a VW Bug.*
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[ConorHyena]

*stands vigil over the prey*

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[TR273]

Welcome back!
*Looks at the strange contraption I was building*
I think there is a tea dispenser welded to it somewhere.
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[ConorHyena]

*goes to look for the tea dispenser*

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[TR273]

I think it's between the anchor and the pinball machine.
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[mareenaicefin]

om nom nom nom

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[Nihles]

*serves all the predators a nice healthy breakfast*

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[TR273]

*serves all the predators a nice healthy breakfast*

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Fruit, nuts, and fully organic milk?
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[Nihles]

Fruit, nuts, and fully organic milk?
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*Chases mouse away from my hearty, greasy breakfast*

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