Predators and Prey

[Tallow_Phoenix]

*speeds away blasting Duel of the Fates on built-in speakers*

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-5

 

[Groggy]

*speeds away blasting Duel of the Fates on built-in speakers*

-1
-5

"Now this is podracing."

+1
-4

 

[Zerzehn]

*eats semechki*

-1
-5

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

*hires some clone troopers to sabotage the other racers*

-1
-6

 

[TR273]

*speeds away blasting Duel of the Fates on built-in speakers*

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-5

*Roars after, soon reaching my top speed (of 12mph), blasts out organ music.*
+1

-5

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Appears*

-6

 

[Zerzehn]

-1

-7

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Wafts my stink*

-8

 

[DRGN Juno]

Well, this year in aviation history, a Dornier Do R4 seaplane operating for Italian airline SANA disappears over the Mediterranean sea on a flight from Barcelona to Marseilles, killing 6. The event is tragic, yes, but I want to point out that the aircraft's tail number was I-RONY, and I couldn't figure out how to invoke that without bringing up the accident.

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-9

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

*eats semechki*

*turns around, distracted by Russian snacks, attempts theft*

-1
-10

 

[TR273]

*hires some clone troopers to sabotage the other racers*

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-6

*Bribes your Troopers with tea!*

+1

-9

 

[Zerzehn]

-10

 

[Thrashy]

*helps*

+1
-9

 

[Zerzehn]

Nope.

-10

 

[Silvear]

*Baps the points*

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-11

 

[TR273]

*helps*

+1
-9

Yes!

+1

-10

 

[Thrashy]

Yes!

+1
-9

 

[DRGN Juno]

*helps*

+1
-9

*unhelps*

-1

-10

 

[Thrashy]

*spreads positive anarchy*

+1
-9

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Also helps*

-10

 

[Zerzehn]

-12

I claim this for the motherland

 

[Thrashy]

*moshes*

+1
-10

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

*rolls a nat 20, successfully stealing the snacks, only to have my engine shot out by tea-drinking storm trooper and dropping the snacks*

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-11

 

[Silvear]

*pokes points with spoon*

-1

-12

 

[DRGN Juno]

*spreads positive anarchy*

+1
-9

*Spreads some cream cheese on a bagel*

-1

-13