Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

Oh yeah! Easy-peasy!
*attaches a massive baking element to the inside of the oven, then sets up a barricade near it*
Ok, that should do it! The potato should cook in about 10 seconds!

But... uh... could I ask you to sign these papers? This just states that Cavy's Connections are not at fault if your oven were to... blow up and engulf your house in flames. I set-up that nifty barricade, so you probably won't suffer any 3rd degree burns if you take cover in time! This is assuming the darn thing even blows up, and there's only a... *looks up and does some calculations* carry the two...

Only a 95% chance of it exploding! Pretty good, right?

So it's a non-zero chance of survival? Sold.

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??????????? (@Manchesterite your last post on the previous page is destroying math as we know it)

 

[Breyo]

*chops some celery sticks*
*discards the chopped celery*

*Marks down @Groggy's address in order to retrieve the celery from the trash, then hands the list to @Tazmo*
You raccoons are good at finding stuff in the trash, right? Snag me the celery bits he threw away, please! Everything else you find is yours

So it's a non-zero chance of survival? Sold.

Pleasure doing business with you! Remember, the barricade is there for a reason! *trots away, celery in paw*
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[WXYZ]

??????????? (@Manchesterite your last post on the previous page is destroying math as we know it)

Pardon, didn't notice the score being reset. I was a pred there
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[DRGN Juno]

While we're here: This year in automotive history, Subaru builds the 1000, marking their first non-kei car after a 20 year hiatus. In traditional Subaru form, it features a flat-4 engine, initially only powering the front wheels. In 1971, after a special request for a custom fleet by the Tohoku Electric Power Company to replace their aging Jeeps, the car would become the first light passenger car to feature 4-wheel drive. Their 4WD capability in a much smaller car platform would make the 1000 and its offspring a domestic sales success, though it would be some time before exports took off.

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-6 (correct score)

 

[Groggy]

*Marks down @Groggy's address in order to retrieve the celery from the trash, then hands the list to @Tazmo*
You raccoons are good at finding stuff in the trash, right? Snag me the celery bits he threw away, please! Everything else you find is yours

*accidentally pushes a button that incinerates my trash, and the celery with it*
Whoopsie-daisy!

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-5 oh cool the score lives

 

[Simo]

Did @Simo send the chee a bag of Savings Skunk peanut butter cups?

Yep! I've also placed the Chee in the Savings Skunk regional celery processing barn; on Zoo release.

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?

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Sprays @Groggy for his evil action and gives @bkk1 fresh celery*

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[Breyo]

*accidentally pushes a button that incinerates my trash, and the celery with it*
Whoopsie-daisy!

As the celery gets incinerated, so too does my spirit

Yep! I've also placed the Chee in the Savings Skunk regional celery processing barn; on Zoo release.

Atta boy!
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[DRGN Juno]

*Pays @bkk1 for the oven "upgrades"*

Here's the celery @Groggy incinerated.

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[Izzy4895]

*Gives @bkk1 a shipment of celery from Fox Farms.*

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[Ravofox]

*Simo arrests several foxes with big salamis in their pants for shoplifting at Savings Skunk*

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?

I'm innocent, officer!!
I have big steaks in my pants, not salamis

Who will fix the scoreboard? Lupus Electrical? Voltage Vixens? Cavy’s Connections?

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?

What about Watt Weasels?

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-7

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Tries baking a potato with the new "improved" oven*

Hmm, maybe a few seconds less.

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-8

 

[Breyo]

*Sprays @Groggy for his evil action and gives @bkk1 fresh celery*

*Pays @bkk1 for the oven "upgrades"*

Here's the celery @Groggy incinerated.

An act of justice AND kindness!? You two are lovely
*hugs you both, and stealthily takes back the celery dagger that @DRGN Juno picked off of the wall earlier*
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[DRGN Juno]

An act of justice AND kindness!? You two are lovely
*hugs you both, and stealthily takes back the celery dagger that @DRGN Juno picked off of the wall earlier*
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If you're gonna reach there, you could at least buy me dinner first.

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[Groggy]

*Tries baking a potato with the new "improved" oven*

Hmm, maybe a few seconds less.

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Looks like it could use at least 20 minutes of preheating to me.

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-7

 

[DRGN Juno]

Looks like it could use at least 20 minutes of preheating to me.

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-7

That was the preheating.

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[Breyo]

*Gives @bkk1 a shipment of celery from Fox Farms.*

Thanks! You ever want some biodegradable throwing knives, or maybe you get a sudden craving for some celery and peanut butter, you let me know! *hugs*
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[Pygmepatl]

An act of justice AND kindness!? You two are lovely
*hugs you both, and stealthily takes back the celery dagger that @DRGN Juno picked off of the wall earlier*
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-7

We love you man!

*Hugs*

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[Simo]

*Gives @bkk1 a shipment of celery from Fox Farms.*

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*Also sends @bkk1 a truckload of Savings Skunk Crunchy-Crisp Celery*

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?

 

[Breyo]

That was the preheating.

*nonchalantly nibbles at the celery on my way home, watching fire trucks pass by*
Dang. That didn't take long
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[DRGN Juno]

1967! I have two facts lined up for this year: This year in aviation history, the Boeing 737 makes its first flight. Despite slow initial sales, the airliner would eventually become ubiquitous at airports around the world. It's a favourite of many airlines, particularly those oriented towards budget, for its perfect sizing and relatively low running costs. It was the all-time bestselling airliner until 2019, when the 737 MAX crashes and global grounding brought production to a halt. Despite the 4th generation MAX being completely grounded, 1 in 4 commercial airliners in service is a 737, and at any given moment, there are an estimated 1,250 airborne. In 2006, one was taking off or landing every five seconds.

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[Ravofox]

*Tries baking a potato with the new "improved" oven*

Hmm, maybe a few seconds less.

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-8

Yesss, yeeeeeeesssss!!! die vegies, DIE!!!!!

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[Breyo]

1967! I have two facts lined up for this year: This year in aviation history, the Boeing 737 makes its first flight. Despite slow initial sales, the airliner would eventually become ubiquitous at airports around the world. It's a favourite of many airlines, particularly those oriented towards budget, for its perfect sizing and relatively low running costs. Today, 1 in 4 commercial airliners is a 737, and at any given moment, there are an estimated 1,250 airborne. In 2006, one was taking off or landing every five seconds.

Hot dang! That's a lotta take offs! Also, where do you find these aviation facts at? The statistics make me shocked each time I read them!

*hugs @Simo for his celery delivery*
I think having this much celery calls for a celery-bration! Who's in?!
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[Groggy]

And now that we've reached 1967, we get to see the release of 'Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' by The Beatles; widely regarded as the best album of all time.

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[Breyo]

Yesss, yeeeeeeesssss!!! die vegies, DIE!!!!!

*slingshots some brussel sprouts into your mouth as you yell "DIE" into the sky*
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