
*stares down at you*
(Wheee!, pain meds are fun.)
*Downs four mugs of hot sweet tea to stay awake.*
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(A car ran over my foot last night at work, so much pain, luckily nothing is broken.Did you have a close call with a cat, or mouse-trap, Mr. Mouse?
*brings some warm vegetable broth, and home-baked croutons, as crackers*
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(A car ran over my foot last night at work, so much pain, luckily nothing is broken.)
*Happily accepts the broth.*
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(Thanks(yikes! Glad you're ok!)
What you need for that is some paleo bone broth to fix you up!
*Gives you some*
And remember, stay away from legumes!
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(A car ran over my foot last night at work, so much pain, luckily nothing is broken.)
*Happily accepts the broth.*
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*Gives you Tofu and Soy based products.**As car passes I fall to the ground, holding my footpaw*
Yeowch!!! I've been run over! I need protein, stat!!!
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Oh, just relax, and have a beer! (or 2...or 10)
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And the skunks are spraying all your meat with a special aromatic oil!
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You'll have to eat veggies now!
*Snifs*
mmmm, can i haz some?
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*Uses magic trick to replace chicken with tasty tofu bites.*Sure. *Gives chicken nuggets.*
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*Uses magic trick to replace chicken with tasty tofu bites.*
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