Predators and Prey

[Simo]

my tuna mornay is in the oven for dinner

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*sneakily replaces with kelp mornay*

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[mareenaicefin]

*knocks on your door*

Can I have some, and also crash here for the night? Some prey are after me!

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Sure thing, there is more than enough

*sneakily replaces with kelp mornay*

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*adds more tuna to compensate*

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[Keefur]

*Catches a whole tuna for @mareenaicefin

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[ConorHyena]

*Drinks chamomile tea*

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[Keefur]

Hyenas are predators... *Lools at @ConorHyena with narrow eyes*

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[Ravofox]

Indeed, they're obligate carnivores!

Disaproving hyena disaproves!

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[Keefur]

Actually many "herbivores" here are really omnivores.

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[Ravofox]

Exactly! I'm an omnivore and I can admit to that! Sheesh!

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[Keefur]

Exactly! I'm an omnivore and I can admit to that! Sheesh!

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I'm a straight up carnivore.

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[Ravofox]

*gives a high five, as well as a steak*

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[Keefur]

*gives a high five, as well as a steak*

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Thanks for steaking me!

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[Hawkeye64]

*denotes all meat*

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[Keefur]

*Loves his steak... with his teeth!*

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[Ravofox]

*munches roast chicken in front of @Hawkeye64*

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[Keefur]

*Grills more chicken*

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[Hawkeye64]

*munches roast chicken in front of @Hawkeye64*

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*Grills more chicken*

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*tranqullizes you both and puts you in a zoo where they only serve meat like vegoe protine*

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[mareenaicefin]

@Keefur Thank you kindly
*noms on tuna*

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[Keefur]

*tranqullizes you both and puts you in a zoo where they only serve meat like vegoe protine*

*Escapes with the help of the penguins*

@Keefur Thank you kindly
*noms on tuna*

You are quite welcome. *Helps nom the tuna*

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[Hawkeye64]

*Escapes with the help of the penguins*

You are quite welcome. *Helps nom the tuna*

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*penguins betray you after being bribe with fish and you are put back in the zoo*

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[Keefur]

*penguins betray you after being bribe with fish and you are put back in the zoo*

It was a double double cross. I planned on gettin caught and smuggled in penguin porn for the penguins. The zoo keepers never found my escape hatch. *Snags an elephant on the way out*

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[ConorHyena]

Hyenas are predators... *Lools at @ConorHyena with narrow eyes*

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I am duty bound to assist the prey, due to @TR273 commanding my loyalty. Sorry *cackles hysterically*

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[Keefur]

Hyenas lose their sanity when they don't eat meat. They also lose their ability to keep the score right. *fixes count*

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[Hawkeye64]

It was a double double cross. I planned on gettin caught and smuggled in penguin porn for the penguins. The zoo keepers never found my escape hatch. *Snags an elephant on the way out*

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*triple cross the elephant was a net trapamd you are locked into a soild white room with a viewing wondow and fake grass and a feeding hatch*

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[Keefur]

*Munches his elephant*

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[ConorHyena]

Hyenas lose their sanity when they don't eat meat. They also lose their ability to keep the score right. *fixes count*

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you are implying I ever was sane *cackles loudly and eats tofu*

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