Predators and Prey

[mareenaicefin]

*goes fishing to provide fish for the predators*

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[Keefur]

you are implying I ever was sane *cackles loudly and eats tofu*

*tempts you with tasty bacon*

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[TR273]

*Staggers in*
Morn... Afternoon...
*Injects coffee directly.*
(Ah, the fun of running a US based discord server.)
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[Keefur]

*Staggers in*
Morn... Afternoon...
*Injects coffee directly.*
(Ah, the fun of running a US based discord server.)

*Offers you some bacon on toast*

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[TR273]

*Shoves food towards that hole under my nose.*
Thanks
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[Ravofox]

*staggers around very tiredly*

Ooh, lovely moose!

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[Keefur]

*staggers around very tiredly*

Ooh, lovely moose!

You have a moose?! Let me take care of that for you! *noms moose*

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[TR273]

*Drinks gallons of tea.*
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[Keefur]

*takes away your tea. It will keep you awake*

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[AcerbicSeth]

*Replaces all tea bags with meat bags*
(Influence gained: HK-47)

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[TR273]

*Eats raw tea.*
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[ConorHyena]

*dons jedi robe*
How uncivilized.
*uses Samovar*

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[TR273]

*Gets a cup from the Samover.*
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[Simo]

The Predators have gone a bit wild, I see!

*serves the predators some broccoli chips*

Yum, yum, yum!

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[TR273]

*Drinks more tea.*
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[Simo]

*imposes a new 63.7% 'meat tax' on the entire thread*

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[TR273]

*Makes all Soy and tofu products tax free.*
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[ConorHyena]

*nom on large amounts of tofu to sustain my metabolism*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*eats a giant juicy steak*
Taxes are for the living, we all know I'm dead on the inside.

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[Yakamaru]

*eats meat anyway*

YOUR TAXES AIN'T DOING SHIT, SIMO!

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[Simo]

*begins working on a secret formula, so that all species actually become living, moving plant versions of themselves; thus...no more meat!*

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[ConorHyena]

*is starting to get worried at the sounds coming from Simo's lab*

You... uhh.. okay in there?

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[TR273]

*Attempts to cook steak, fails miserably, has jam on toast to cheer self up.*
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*begins working on a secret formula, so that all species actually become living, moving plant versions of themselves; thus...no more meat!*

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Yeah, but I'd be a giant venus flytrap.
Big enough to be a man-eating plant! >:3

Yus, do it Simo, turn me into a plant that can still eat meat! >:3

Oh wait, I'm not meant to be in your lab unprotected. *puts on goggles*

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[Simo]

Yeah, but I'd be a giant venus flytrap.
Big enough to be a man-eating plant! >:3

Yus, do it Simo, turn me into a plant that can still eat meat! >:3

Oh wait, I'm not meant to be in your lab unprotected. *puts on goggles*

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What? This lab is safe as can be! Sure, a few furs have somehow gotten transformed into skunks, but that was purely on accident!

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