Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*a new witness takes the stand - the most educated dog in Harvard!*

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An unexpected move....

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[Thrashy]

So your honour, what's the judgement for the preds?

• Getting 10 spanks with a paddle
  
• Getting sprayed by a skunk
• Community work at the brewery bar
• Community work at the hops fields

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

An unexpected move....
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*prepares the documents*

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[Thrashy]

2011:

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*asks the dog to state its name and profession*

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[Cosmic-FS]

So your honour, what's the judgement for the preds?

• Getting 10 spanks with a paddle
  
• Getting sprayed by a skunk
• Community work at the brewery bar
• Community work at the hops fields

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My sentence is as follows:
2 months community service in the Mayonnaise mines ... FOR THE PREY!

So saith me, the judge

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[Thrashy]

My sentence is as follows:
2 months community service in the Mayonnaise mines ... FOR THE PREY!

So saith me, the judge

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I will appeal against the judgment! This was clearly a non neutral decision!

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[TR273]

*prepares the documents*

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*Counters with more documents.*

(Hang on this is my shopping list....
... Better make something up.)
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

I will appeal against the judgment! This was clearly a non neutral decision!

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*puts the dog cross-examination on hold for this new courtroom drama!*


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[Thrashy]

It should be known how innocent a skunk is by nature!
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[TR273]

My sentence is as follows:
2 months community service in the Mayonnaise mines ... FOR THE PREY!

So saith me, the judge

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Your honour, I present into evidence your judging license. As can be seen in the bottom right in very small print it was issued by ' @Ravofox 's Judge For A Day' funpark!
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

It should be known how innocent a skunk is by nature!
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*objects to species-ist premise*

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[Thrashy]

*objects to species-ist premise*

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How is that speciesist? ^^

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

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Your honour, I present into evidence your judging license. As can be seen in the bottom right in very small print it was issued by ' @Ravofox 's Judge For A Day' funpark!
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I object! Your Honor, I believe this evidence has forged by the defense!

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[Sirocco~]

Salutations friends

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

Salutations friends

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*accepts the dapper dancing parrot as a new witness*

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[Thrashy]

Salutations friends

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Welcome birb

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[Groggy]

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I object! Your Honor, I believe this evidence has forged by the defense!

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*a gasp is heard from the audience*

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[Thrashy]

(Who is the defendant in this case anyways?) xD

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[Groggy]

Salutations friends

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Greetings, fellow gentleman!
How have you been doing as of late?

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[Thrashy]

2012!

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

(Who is the defendant in this case anyways?) xD

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I forgot what this case was even about in the first place

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[TR273]

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I object! Your Honor, I believe this evidence has forged by the defense!

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Well of course it has. ...
Don't you forge all your evidence?
*Horrible feeling I have been lawyering wrong*

Salutations friends

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Greetings
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[Tallow_Phoenix]

Well of course it has. ...
Don't you forge all your evidence?
*Horrible feeling I have been lawyering wrong*

*disbarment noises*

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[Thrashy]

I forgot what this case was even about in the first place

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Oh it seems my point error has lead to that, so I am the defendant xD

But haven't I been acquitted already? ^^

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