Predators and Prey

[Thrashy]

In 2024, we'll finally all agree on the fact that the earth is flat ;y

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Fake!

The earth is clearly banana-shaped, as this unedited image of a NASA satellite shows!

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[Sarachaga]

False!

It's a tetrahedron!

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No! The tetrahedric earth society got to you!!!
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[TR273]

No! The tetrahedric earth society got to you!!!
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*Worships the D4*

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[Skittles]

Roll for initiative!!!

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[Thrashy]

*throws a Metal number*

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[TR273]

Roll for initiative!!!

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I win!


Also @Thrashy, even wildfires can't keep Australians from their beer.
www.google.com: Australian navy delivers 3,000 litres of beer to fire-ravaged town as people feared they'd run out
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[Thrashy]

Also @Thrashy, even wildfires can't keep Australians from their beer.

THOSE are the real heroes!
*bows in respect*

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[TR273]

The Australian crisis meter.
Level 1 'No worries Mate!'
Level 2 'She'll be alright mate.'
Level 3 'We might have to cancel the barbie!'
Level 4 'Barbie's cancelled!'

(Note: No crisis in Australia's history has warranted level 4)

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[Thrashy]

*wins*

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[TR273]

*wins*

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WHOOOOH!

 

[Sarachaga]

*rolls a 1*
Woopsie
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[TR273]

*Rolls a skill check*
Hmm, I have +1 to my prey.

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[Sairn]

*Rolls a skill check*
Hmm, I have +1 to my prey.

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*Predator pounces*

Roll for initiative!

*Rolls, and sighs with a low roll*

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[TR273]

*Predator pounces*

Roll for initiative!

*Rolls, and sighs with a low roll*

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*Rolls Agility check.*
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*Trips over own feet and faceplants.*

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[Sairn]

*Rolls Agility check.*
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*Trips over own feet and faceplants.*

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*Attempts a swipe, rolls for attack*

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*Nearly swipes at own tail, misses, but also hitting a bystander in the process, angering them*

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[TR273]

*Attempts a swipe, rolls for attack*

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*Nearly swipes at own tail, misses, but also hitting a bystander in the process, angering them*

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*Rolls for diplomacy, fails, almost starts a war.*
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[Sarachaga]

*rolls for attack*
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*stabs own kidney*

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[Sairn]

*attempts to roll for speech check, Nat 20*

Guess we're best friends now? Seems like a shady individual...

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[Sarachaga]

*attempts to roll for speech check, Nat 20*

Guess we're best friends now? Seems like a shady individual...

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Awesome! Now you wouldn't have a spare kidney by any chance?

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[TR273]

*rolls for attack*
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*stabs own kidney*

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*Attempts to cast 'Healing Hands', gets confused, casts 'Magic Missiles' instead, accidentally kills the quest giver.*
Whoops.
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[Sairn]

Awesome! Now you wouldn't have a spare kidney by any chance?

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I do! Hopefully our blood types match...

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[Sarachaga]

*Attempts to cast 'Healing Hands', gets confused, casts 'Magic Missiles' instead, accidentally kills the quest giver.*
Whoops.
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Now all we need is a good lich and then good as new!

I do! Hopefully our blood types match...

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*rolls 1 on medicine check*
Oopsie

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[TR273]

Now all we need is a good lich and then good as new!


*rolls 1 on medicine check*
Oopsie

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*Casts 'Gift of Unlife' on dead quest giver, accidently brings back Reagan.*
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[Sairn]

*Casts 'Gift of Unlife' on dead quest giver, accidently brings back Reagan.*
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*Tries to convince Reagan to get Mr.Gorbachev to tear down that wall*

I fail and he goes to punch the tavern walls.

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[Foxy Emy]

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