Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Fake!In 2024, we'll finally all agree on the fact that the earth is flat ;y
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The earth is clearly banana-shaped, as this unedited image of a NASA satellite shows!
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Fake!In 2024, we'll finally all agree on the fact that the earth is flat ;y
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No! The tetrahedric earth society got to you!!!False!
It's a tetrahedron!
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*Worships the D4*No! The tetrahedric earth society got to you!!!
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Roll for initiative!!!
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*Rolls a skill check*
Hmm, I have +1 to my prey.
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*Rolls Agility check.**Predator pounces*
Roll for initiative!
*Rolls, and sighs with a low roll*
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*Rolls Agility check.*
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*Trips over own feet and faceplants.*
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*Rolls for diplomacy, fails, almost starts a war.**Attempts a swipe, rolls for attack*
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*Nearly swipes at own tail, misses, but also hitting a bystander in the process, angering them*
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Awesome! Now you wouldn't have a spare kidney by any chance?*attempts to roll for speech check, Nat 20*
Guess we're best friends now? Seems like a shady individual...
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*Attempts to cast 'Healing Hands', gets confused, casts 'Magic Missiles' instead, accidentally kills the quest giver.**rolls for attack*
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*stabs own kidney*
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Awesome! Now you wouldn't have a spare kidney by any chance?
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Now all we need is a good lich and then good as new!*Attempts to cast 'Healing Hands', gets confused, casts 'Magic Missiles' instead, accidentally kills the quest giver.*
Whoops.
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*rolls 1 on medicine check*I do! Hopefully our blood types match...
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*Casts 'Gift of Unlife' on dead quest giver, accidently brings back Reagan.*Now all we need is a good lich and then good as new!
*rolls 1 on medicine check*
Oopsie
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*Casts 'Gift of Unlife' on dead quest giver, accidently brings back Reagan.*
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