Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*pours rum in your tea. Hopes it makes you asleep before eating a cookie* ^^

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*Dunks a cookie in the tea/rum mix.*

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[Thrashy]

*Gives @TR273 a cookie*

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[Simo]

In 2031

@Thrashy moves atop a glacier and legally changes his name to Mr. Pawpsicle.

War ends; militaries are disbanded and put to use in environmental and agricultural pursuits.

Skunk Hollow, Vulpine Valley and Raccoon Ridge hold a grand mischief and friendship gala; it briefly rains glitter from the sprinkler systems all Savings Skunk stores.

 

[Groggy]

Due to the excessive amount of planetary destruction in the past weeks, my price has doubled and I no longer rebuild planets on weekends.
Thank you for your patience.

 

[Thrashy]

The birb happily eats up the corn. He then abruptly flies off. A few minutes later, he returns with a watch, which he offers as a little token of appreciation. You realize it formerly belonged to @TR273.

Well, that mouse just destroyed the universe. I guess it's only fair to keep it as an indemnity

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Rebuilds the Universe*

 

[Thrashy]

In 2030 @Thrashy moves atop a glacier and legally changes his name to Mr. Pawpsicle.

This was... Unexpected

 

[Groggy]

*Rebuilds the Universe*

"I'm sorry sir, do you have a license for that?
No?
I'm afraid I'll have to fine you 780,000 chocolate coins for rebuilding planets without a license. And I will also have to impound your planet universe."

 

[TR273]

"I'm sorry sir, do you have a license for that?
No?
I'm afraid I'll have to fine you 780,000 chocolate coins for rebuilding planets without a license. And I shall also impound your planet."

He's put galaxy M274 in the wrong place too...
....and planet Xeon VI is upsidedown.

 

[Pygmepatl]

"I'm sorry sir, do you have a license for that?
No?
I'm afraid I'll have to fine you 780,000 chocolate coins for rebuilding planets without a license. And I will also have to impound your planet."

Spotted Skunks don't need a license for that, sir. We are all powerful beings, living in humility and ready to help when necessary.

 

[Pygmepatl]

He's put galaxy M274 in the wrong place too...
....and planet Xeon VI is upsidedown.

They're in their right place and position, don't spread slander. Be glad I rebuild the Universe when @Groggy didn't.

 

[Groggy]

He's put galaxy M274 in the wrong place too...
....and planet Xeon VI is upsidedown.

*makes corrections, proceeds to impound all the other planets left in this makeshift, unlicensed universe*

 

[Groggy]

Spotted Skunks don't need a license for that, sir. We are all powerful beings, living in humility and ready to help when necessary.

"I'm sorry sir, but the rules are clear: Get a license and avoid all this trouble or pay more chocolate coin fines. I would really prefer if you'd do the latter."

 

[Pygmepatl]

*makes corrections, proceeds to impound all the other planets left in this makeshift, unlicensed universe*

It was already licensed and approved. Next time you'll rebuild it yourself.

 

[Pygmepatl]

"I'm sorry sir, but the rules are clear: Get a license and avoid all this trouble or pay more chocolate coin fines. I would really prefer if you'd do the latter."

I had a license all along. *Proceeds to show you his license*

Where's your license?

 

[Groggy]

It was already licensed and approved. Next time you'll rebuild it yourself.

"Suuuure. I'll let you off the hook this time, mister.
And next time, Mr. Groggy suggests you leave your planet destruction routine to the weekdays."

I had a license all along. *Proceeds to show you his license*

Where's your license?

"...Here in my pocket, see?"
*there is nothing but chocolate coin wrappers inside the pocket*
"We have very odd-looking licenses, believe me."

 

[TR273]

"...Here in my pocket, see?"
*there is nothing but chocolate coin wrappers inside the pocket*
"We have very odd-looking licenses, believe me."

Hmmmmmmmmmm
Seem ligit.

 

[Pygmepatl]

And next time, Mr. Groggy suggests you leave your planet destruction routine to the weekdays."

I do my planet destruction routine whenever I want.

"...Here in my pocket, see?"
*there is nothing but chocolate coin wrappers inside the pocket*
"We have very odd-looking licenses, believe me."

Looks suspicious, but I'll believe you this time, mister.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Eats a chocolate coin*

 

[Simo]

In 2032 it is said that @Ravofox gives up eating all poultry & fowl, and establishes the International Society of Foxes In The Service of Chickens.

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

It's 2032
It has been many years since I abandoned my trash eating ways and being a more 'fancy' raccoon.

Time and time again my own species seem to shun me for not wanting to join them in the dumpster.
I am serverly under weight compared to them and compared to their hygeine I look like no bacteria has ever existed on me.

Oh, and I gambled out the preys and secured a predator victory, it was easy until they learnt the house always wins. I did my part for the war.

 

[Simo]

In 2032 Raccoons adopt dainty eating habits, frequenting 4 star NYC restaurants and routinely spend $900 a meal for a party of two, plus wine, tax and gratuity.

@Tazmo becomes a regular at Per Se, Danielle and Tavern on the Green.

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

In 2032 Raccoons adopt dainty eating habits, frequenting 4 star NYC restaurants and routinely spend $900 a meal for a party of two, plus wine, tax and gratuity.

@Tazmo becomes a regular at Per Se, Danielle and Tavern on the Green.

 

[WXYZ]

In 2032 Raccoons adopt dainty eating habits, frequenting 4 star NYC restaurants and routinely spend $900 a meal for a party of two, plus wine, tax and gratuity.

@Tazmo becomes a regular at Per Se, Danielle and Tavern on the Green.

How about this malicious (sic) weasel?

 

[TR273]

How about this malicious (sic) weasel?

You have reformed your ways and now wear a tiny tuxedo and wait on the tables of the fancy Raccoons.