Predators and Prey

[Tallow_Phoenix]

Greeting, bitey Predators, and innocent Prey!!!

This is the day that my new Predator tax goes into effect: All predators must volunteer to work at least one hour a day at their nearest Savings Skunk Superstore, OR report to the nearest Simo Sanctuary Select™ Zoo...for...reasons!!!

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...is there food at the zoo? I could go for some food right now :3

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[Thrashy]

*is sidetracked by chiptune*

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More Mega Drive awesomeness!

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[Thrashy]

... And an extremely fantastic Metal Cover:

 

[Simo]

...is there food at the zoo? I could go for some food right now :3

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Is there food?!

Points to Yelp review:

"5/5. I'm always amazed at the fine cuisine at Simo's zoos. Healthy, sophisticated yet at the same time comforting. I'm definitely going to dine here again, AND bring a date"--- @A Minty cheetah

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

... And an extremely fantastic Metal Cover:

Damn, what an intro! ^^

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[Thrashy]

Last one: some midi awesomeness

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[A Minty cheetah]

Is there food?!

Points to Yelp review:

"5/5. I'm always amazed at the fine cuisine at Simo's zoos. Healthy, sophisticated yet at the same time comforting. I'm definitely going to dine here again, AND bring a date"--- @A Minty cheetah

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Somebody created an account in my name!!! I don't eat healthy food!!!
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[Thrashy]

Damn, what an intro! ^^

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I have that song on the SD card in my car. It's pretty dangerous at the highway xD

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*jiggles*

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[Thrashy]

*doesn't know what to write*

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*initiates stealth mode, sneaking up on a sandwich*

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[Thrashy]

*fights for the prey*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*eats the prey*

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*tackles the sandwich in a spectacular takedown*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*takes out a wild burger with a sniper rifle*
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[Thrashy]

*eats the prey*

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Since I seem to be the only prey here, I'm not sure if this is a good idea

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*engages in combat with the sandwich, set to epic music*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*swoops in and snatches an unsuspecting bacon scurrying in the fields*

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[Thrashy]

*declares this as the prey battle hymn*

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*hunts for fries in the Great Ketchup Fields*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*starts a breeding program for sausages*
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[Sairn]

*takes down wild hotpocket*

*Burns mouth on lava insides*

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*takes down wild hotpocket*

*Burns mouth on lava insides*

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Those crafty hotpockets with their natural defense mechanisms! Curse you, food evolution!

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[Thrashy]

I feel like I'm the last man standing in this battle :/

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[A Minty cheetah]

*crossbreeds a chorizo with a Cumberland sausage*
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