Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

Probably about however long it takes charcoal and embers to cool
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The good news being you can BBQ on the remains of your kitchen and/or hot pocket.

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[Keefur]

I once cooked a hot pocket so much it glowed red in the dark. Not really.

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[TR273]

*Makes raw toast.*

(That's fresh bread)

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[Keefur]

*Cooks up a pot of Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup*

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[Breyo]

The good news being you can BBQ on the remains of your kitchen and/or hot pocket.

This is true! And it doesn't even require any power or anything (at least not after you're done blowing up your house)
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[TR273]

*Cooks up a pot of Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup*

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That comes in the jumbo sized can, right?
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(Also v.tired going to get some sleep, see you all later. )

 

[WXYZ]

Night mouse!
It's 2048!
2048 game at DuckDuckGo
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[Keefur]

I will relate a story of when I first used a microwave. I had gotten one as a wedding present in 1981. I never had used one, so I thought I would cook some biscuits in it. I put the biscuits on a plate and popped them into the microwave. They fluffed up nicely, but didn't brown, so I put more time on the oven. I waited and they didn't brown, so I did a few more minutes. Again, they didn't brown, but had started smelling funny. I took one and tried to break it open. It was like a hockey puck. It finally did break and was a dark black/brown inside. Oops.

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[Keefur]

Night @TR273

 

[Keefur]

I'm going to go lay down for a bit.

 

[Groggy]

*bans turtle soup cans from supermarkets*

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Good night @TR273
Good rest/night @Keefur

 

[Breyo]

That comes in the jumbo sized can, right?

(Also v.tired going to get some sleep, see you all later. )

Good night mousey musketeer!

Also, cya @Keefur!
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[Simo]

Sounds like a legit advertisement, tell me about it @Simo

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Ah...a new patient!

Simo by the Sea provides complete, immersive, effective rehab services....in a very, very peaceful setting...our doctors are waiting to help you on the road to a new you.

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[WXYZ]

Ah...a new patient!

Simo by the Sea provides complete, immersive, effective rehab services....in a very, very peaceful setting...our doctors are waiting to help you on the road to a new you.

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I must have a new personality as well
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[Sairn]

Ah...a new patient!

Simo by the Sea provides complete, immersive, effective rehab services....in a very, very peaceful setting...our doctors are waiting to help you on the road to a new you.

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New year new me

Where do I sign?

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[Simo]

New year new me

Where do I sign?

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*provides papers and a pen and assigns you to the caring paws of Dr. @Tazmo Raccoon* : )

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[Keefur]

*Sells turtle soup to the supermakets in bags... no cans*

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[Keefur]

Couldn't sleep.

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Sells turtle soup to the supermakets in bags... no cans*

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And people call milk in bags weird.

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[KD142000]

I missed 2000...meh, not as if we celebrated a new millennium, then, or anything...

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[Simo]

And people call milk in bags weird.

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There was a period when milk in bags was fairly popular here in Michigan, though I have not seen it in a long time. It seems like the format was a half-gallon, and a plastic pitcher you could also buy, that had a sorta spout that you could put the bag in, to neatly cut it, so it poured smoothly.

 

[KD142000]

There was a period when milk in bags was fairly popular here in Michigan, though I have not seen it in a long time. It seems like the format was a half-gallon, and a plastic pitcher you could also buy, that had a sorta spout that you could put the bag in, to neatly cut it, so it poured smoothly.

Milk...in bags? *confuses in British*

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[Keefur]

And people call milk in bags weird

I heard they banned turtle soup in cans, so...

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*stumbles in*
Hey guys, I'm really tired ._.

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[Breyo]

I wish PA had some weird stuff happening
*pushes away shorts and hoodies*

Still though, bagged liquids sound nasty XD
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