Predators and Prey

[Breyo]

Don't worry
In 2057, Birb Consumer Products successfully develop the world's first rodent sized cloning pod. Soon, rodent population returns to normal levels and the field mice and Guinea pig species are saved.

It also means that I can hunt and eat @TR273 as many times as I want!

*goes hunting for subject TR-4377KR5*

*shares molotovs with @TR273, courtesy of the wine made by @DRGN Juno*
It's a last resort, but a useful one at that
I only really use it as a scare tactic, hahaha!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*is back from hunting clone mice with a full belly*
I think I'll start another round

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[TR273]

And the customary move to zero

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[Sarachaga]

I live on in mechanical form.
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DOCTOR!EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

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[Cosmic-FS]

*boops the score*

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[Sarachaga]

*calls the vogon to launch an attack on the preds*
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[Ravofox]

Brilliant idea! Your new body comes with a bonus: Metal isn't very fun to chew (unless it's copper wiring, that is)

Foxes don't seem to mind (courtesy of General Fox Activity)

*calls the vogon to launch an attack on the preds*
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What the hell is that?!

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[Sarachaga]

What the hell is that?!

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A more important question: do you have a towel?

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[Pygmepatl]

*calls the vogon to launch an attack on the preds*

*Prevents the attack*

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[Cosmic-FS]

*calls the vogon to launch an attack on the preds*

*the Vogons destroy the entire Earth*

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[TR273]

DOCTOR!EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

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*Is defeated by stairs*
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0 (maybe)

 

[Sarachaga]

*the Vogons destroy the entire Earth*

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Floats in space with only my towel.

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For reference:
A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

 

[TR273]

Floats in space with only my towel.

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For reference:
A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Let us not also forget the importance of beer in surviving a matter/energy transporter.
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[Cosmic-FS]

Let us not also forget the importance of beer in surviving a matter/energy transporter.

Don't forget the peanuts. Peanuts, because of the high salt and protein content, can be useful for regaining energy after travelling through Hyperspace.

*goes on wacky space adventure across the galaxy*

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[TR273]

*Spends a year dead for tax reasons.*
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[Thrashy]

*adds a point *

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[Pygmepatl]

*Also adds a point, a negative point*

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[Thrashy]

I feel kinda lonely here xD

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[Breyo]

Foxes don't seem to mind (courtesy of General Fox Activity)

Aww, even when they're being murderous, those little squirrel-dogs are so cute

*scribbles a point on a post-it note and sticks it onto the scoreboard*
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[Thrashy]

Aww, even when they're being murderous, those little squirrel-dogs are so cute

Foxes are cat software, running on dog hardware

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[Breyo]

I feel kinda lonely here xD

Let's feel lonely together, then XD
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[Pygmepatl]

I feel kinda lonely here xD

*Hugs you* No, you are not.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Also hugs @bkk1*

 

[Thrashy]

Let's feel lonely together, then XD
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And win this together

*Hugs you* No, you are not.

*hugs back*

With @bkk1 entering, I'm definitively not a lonely prey anymore ^^

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[Breyo]

Foxes are cat software, running on dog hardware

Very true! I just called them squirrel-dogs because of their tails and because of how much they squeak lol
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