Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

Just got back from the dentist and got a couple of cavy-ties filled! My face is becoming numbness and pain.

Aww man! I hope you get better soon.

*Hugs*

 

[Simo]

*places a tax on all beaks of $10 per day, payable to the central collection bureau, Skunk Hollow*

 

[Thrashy]

*places a tax on all beaks of $10 per day, payable to the central collection bureau, Skunk Hollow*

I support that

 

[Pygmepatl]

I'm glad my geese are exempt from this tax since I'm a skunk and an inhabitant of Skunk Hollow.

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*places a tax on all beaks of $10 per day, payable to the central collection bureau, Skunk Hollow*

*exploited a tax loophole and hides all my money in the Cayman Islands*

 

[Breyo]

*Watches as my geese start destroying your armor with ease and then go right for your ass and face. Screams are heard and you are left all beaten up. Fortunately I manage to heal you and tell my geese to leave you alone, but you end up with a psychological trauma*

*freezes in fear everytime I see a goose*

*blacks you out with Bätziwasser *

Hey, at least you don't have to feel the pain anymore


Ok seriously, hope this will get better soon

Aww man! I hope you get better soon.

*Hugs*

Thanks, you two. I was mainly mentioning that so I could make a pun, but I appreciate the good wishes
*hugs you both*
As soon as I get feeling in my mouth again, I might just have to fly out to Switzerland and drink until I black out XD

 

[Thrashy]

I might just have to fly out to Switzerland

Do that!

 

[DRGN Juno]

*suits up*View attachment 79235
Well, what are you waiting for, silly-goose? An invitation?

*Considers loaning a DGAF squadron to @Spilogale Pygmaea*

*Notes prey support in previous pages*

Due to questionable allegiances, the Dragon Gulch Air Force would like to formally decline the opportunity to provide air support for your cause at this time.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Don't worry, my geese already left @bkk1 with scars for life and a psychological trauma.

 

[Breyo]

*starts visibly shaking at the mention of geese*
Geese... geese EVERYWHERE...

 

[Thrashy]

*visibly shaking*
Geese... geese EVERYWHERE...

I have this Pflüümli that makes you forget everything. Maybe your name too, but certainly your trauma

 

[DRGN Juno]

Don't worry, my geese already left @bkk1 with scars for life and a psychological trauma.

Which is fine and all, but our personnel are trained to go above and beyond. Our capabilities exceed mental scarring, and include (but are not limited to) espionage, asset "recovery," and tactical diversion.

 

[Pygmepatl]

* starts visibly shaking at the mention of geese*
Geese... geese EVERYWHERE...

You are safe now, I told them to leave you alone.

 

[Breyo]

I have this Pflüümli that makes you forget everything. Maybe your name too, but certainly your trauma

I prefer to drink only things that I am able to pronounce, but I appreciate the offer

 

[Thrashy]

Which is fine and all, but our personnel are trained to go above and beyond. Our capabilities exceed mental scarring, and include (but are not limited to) espionage, asset "recovery," and tactical diversion.

Sounds like the Stasi!

 

[Pygmepatl]

I prefer to drink only things that I am able to pronounce, but I appreciate the offer

*Serves you some apple cider to calm your nerves*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Sounds like the Stasi!

We do not take kindly to such accusations. Our personnel are trained to operate strictly within the confines of all current war conventions and laws, when convenient.

 

[Breyo]

*Serves you some apple cider to calm your nerves*

Thanks!
*tries to drink it, but my lips are too numb*
Screw it. I'm drinking it through my nose

 

[Pygmepatl]

Which is fine and all, but our personnel are trained to go above and beyond. Our capabilities exceed mental scarring, and include (but are not limited to) espionage, asset "recovery," and tactical diversion.

Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt my friend that bad. I might consider your DGAF squadron in the future though.

 

[Thrashy]

Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt my friend that bad. I might consider your DGAF squadron in the future though.

All this fancy armies, weapons and stuff.

I'll just stay loyal to my spraying capabilities when it comes to defending my beer

 

[Pygmepatl]

Thanks!
*tries to drink it, but my lips are too numb*
Screw it. I'm drinking it through my nose

Don't do that, you'll die. *Gives you a paper straw*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt my friend that bad. I might consider your DGAF squadron in the future though.

Which is why we denied support. Deployment of 552 Squadron would almost certainly leave @bkk1 permanently traumatized (and broke), to the point where even @Thrashy's alcohol wouldn't help.

 

[Thrashy]

where even @Thrashy's alcohol wouldn't help.

You clearly didn't have Pflüümli yet

 

[DRGN Juno]

You clearly didn't have Pflüümli yet

You clearly haven't met my geese yet.

 

[Breyo]

Don't do that, you'll die. *Gives you a paper straw*

Ha! You can't stop what's already in motion! Besides, this is my third time trying it. Third times the charm
*begins to sniff up the apple cider*