Predators and Prey

[Cosmic-FS]

Almost there!

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Edit: -20 VICTORY!!!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Now on to the booze!

 

[WXYZ]

It's 2064!

 

[Groggy]

*impatiently looks at my watch while I wonder what is taking the innuendo police so long*

 

[TR273]

*stops @TR273 at the border and asks for an exit visa*
No? Nothing? Then go back to Bureau 9200-NF8.
*also confiscates his hose*
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Not using the hose any more!

*Uses shock and awe!*
(Sorry guys, I was watching a rather good documentary about the Vulcan and left my phone upstairs)

 

[Groggy]

Not using the hose any more!
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*Uses shock and awe!*
(Sorry guys, I was watching a rather good documentary about the Vulcan and left my phone upstairs)

But how is that going to help you punish the innuendo-makers?

 

[Breyo]

For that bad pun, I take away your point

Wha- hey, c'mon! I thought it was a good one

*Gives you a stinky paw hug*

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I'm not familiar with this form of interaction. Pray tell, good sir, what is this "paw hug" you speak of?
Also, jokes on you the inside of my nose still smells like apple cider right now! I think it might be making me a little woozy, actually, but at least I'll black out to the best fragrance around

Dang. Made it in just in time for a pred victory. This saddens me greatly.
*pokes @Thrashy to make sure he is asleep BECAUSE HE SHOULD BE*

 

[TR273]

But how is that going to help you punish the innuendo-makers?

Do you know how much water can fit in that bomb bay?
*Open bay doors, unleashing a deluge that sweeps the stunned predators off the map and into a certain Spanking Barn, to await the 'tender mercies' of @Simo *

 

[Groggy]

*pokes @Thrashy to make sure he is asleep BECAUSE HE SHOULD BE*

This excerpt actually sounds terrifying.
So terrifying that I must ask why should he be asleep IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
So, why?

 

[WXYZ]

But how is that going to help you punish the innuendo-makers?

He plans to commit war crimes as a deterrent

 

[Pygmepatl]

I'm not familiar with this form of interaction. Pray tell, good sir, what is this "paw hug" you speak of?

Also, this year I'll come up with something new which you'll love.

Paw Hugs!!!

In which I pounce on you and then I start hugging your nose with my both paws in a playful and innocent lovely way.

 

[Groggy]

Do you know how much water can fit in that bomb bay?
*Open bay doors, unleashing a deluge that sweeps the stunned predators off the map and into a certain Spanking Barn, to await the 'tender mercies' of @Simo *

Now that is effective!
Just, uh... How expensive was that bombing run?

 

[Groggy]

He plans to commit war crimes as a deterrent

What if innuendos are the war crimes here?

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

It's 2064.
I tell my grandkids how I fought in the great meme war of 2020.

I am now a Zoomer because I am just a Boomer2.0 after the war.

My grandkids told me what were the memes of my time and I reveal to them a USB with my entire meme collection, fitted with folders for each one such as a Spongebob folder.
I told them "Remember to have standards like the professionals you'll soon be. Be polite, be efficient and have a plan to shitpost everyone you meet."

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Returns the predators back to the map, aways from the Spanking Barn*

 

[WXYZ]

Just, uh... How expensive was that bombing run?

It can pay for 50,000 students' 6-year college tuition fees (including PhD)

 

[WXYZ]

Oh, and the college is Columbia University

 

[Cosmic-FS]

It can pay for 50,000 students' 6-year college tuition fees (including PhD)

Our tax dollars at work.


Well not mine, I'm hiding my money in the Cayman Islands

 

[TR273]

Now that is effective!
Just, uh... How expensive was that bombing run?

The first one is free.

*Hacks @Cosmic-FS 's account in the Cayman Islands.*

And that's the next 100 paid for.

 

[Groggy]

It can pay for 50,000 students' 6-year college tuition fees (including PhD)

I see... Hmm.
So, could you return him his hose for a more... affordable alternative?

Our tax dollars at work.


Well not mine, I'm hiding my money in the Cayman Islands

*marks an X on the Cayman Islands*
Soon.

 

[Groggy]

So, could you return him his hose for a more... affordable alternative?

The first one is free.

*Hacks @Cosmic-FS 's account in the Cayman Islands.*

And that's the next 100 paid for.

Scratch that, water-based bombing runs are now my favorite thing.
And affordable, too!

 

[Breyo]

This excerpt actually sounds terrifying.
So terrifying that I must ask why should he be asleep IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
So, why?

He was about to fall asleep and was super tired. So tired that he was about to fall asleep and drop his phone on his face. Everyone kept egging him on to hit the hay, but he refused to for some reason lol

Also, @Spilogale Pygmaea, paw hugs sound cute lol

 

[DRGN Juno]

Do you know how much water can fit in that bomb bay?
*Open bay doors, unleashing a deluge that sweeps the stunned predators off the map and into a certain Spanking Barn, to await the 'tender mercies' of @Simo *

How much you can carry is one thing. How much you can take off with is another.

Also they're made by the British. You'd be empty before you got to the runway.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Also, @Spilogale Pygmaea, paw hugs sound cute lol

I'm glad you love them.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Do you know how much water can fit in that bomb bay?
*Open bay doors, unleashing a deluge that sweeps the stunned predators off the map and into a certain Spanking Barn, to await the 'tender mercies' of @Simo *

Scratch that, water-based bombing runs are now my favorite thing.
And affordable, too!

*Shows you two how to actually do it*