Tallow_Phoenix
Totally not a vampire
*picks all the locks*
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*finishes replacing those Adept level locks with Master level locks*
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*Plots diabolically**Plots normally*
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Curses!*picks all the locks*
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*Plots diabolically*
Curses!
*Wraps self in tin foil*
Foiled again!
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*replaces all loot with Eidar Cheese wheels**casts Invisibility and steals stuff from the Daedra's towers*
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*Butters up the mouse and sticks him in the oven*
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Do you have chocolate sprinkles lying around? That'd be nice...*removes mouse from oven and rolls him in rainbow cookie sprinkles*
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The portal leads to a mouth.
*Quickly opens a portal to Oblivion and escapes through it.*
(Ok not the best plan I could have come up with....)
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The portal leads to a mouth.
"Mmmm, chocolate cake."
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Control of S.S. Skunk Co.Oooh, thankies!!! What's the prize?
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...Oooh, thankies!!! What's the prize?
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