Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*Watches as the rocket lands in the lake.*
You bought that from Elon Musk didn't you?
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[23R0]

*Watches as the rocket lands in the lake.*
You bought that from Elon Musk didn't you?
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No wonder the seller looked like an elongated muskrat, it was a Tesla car with a rocket engine.
Well now @Simo has gotten a bath.
*builds defenses all over the fortress*
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[MetroFox2]

Sees all these delicious prey running rampant

Hans get the flammenwerfer! Jawohl!

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[23R0]

Sees all these delicious prey running rampant

Hans get the flammenwerfer! Jawohl!

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*takes @Izzy4895 and @Ravofox and joins in on the flaming of prey*
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[MetroFox2]

*takes @Izzy4895 and @Ravofox and joins in on the flaming of prey*
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Dons birdskin owl mask and dances around the inferno like a madfox

Praise the forest spirits! We dine on tricky prey tonight.

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[23R0]

Dons birdskin owl mask and dances around the inferno like a madfox

Praise the forest spirits! We dine on tricky prey tonight.

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*dances around the inferno and yells a tribal victory chant*
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[TR273]

*Calls the Fire Service to put out the blaze.*
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[23R0]

*growls and attacks the Fire Service*
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[ConorHyena]

*is called in to protect the fire service with my rifle*

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[23R0]

*lurks in the shadows*
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[TR273]

*The police arrive to arrest the predators for starting a fire in a woodland preserve area.*
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[ConorHyena]

*uses NVGs to see everyone*

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[23R0]

*uses an EMP to disable the electronics*
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[ConorHyena]

*lights cyalume and uses it to illuminate the area*

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[TR273]

*Uses potato gun.*
This sucker fires 8oz King Edward's.
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[ConorHyena]

The mouse has the spud gun! We're saved!

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[23R0]

My potatoes! *eats all of the potatoes and runs off*
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[TR273]

At the end of the battle you can cut up the ammunition and make chips.

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[MetroFox2]

*The police arrive to arrest the predators for starting a fire in a woodland preserve area.*
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Goes to court and sues the mouse for infringing on my tribal foxxo rights.

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[23R0]

*becomes a watermelon and rolls around*
REEE I AM MELON NOW!!
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[ConorHyena]

*watches the trial eating a bowl of chips*

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[23R0]

*keeps rolling*
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[TR273]

Goes to court and sues the mouse for infringing on my tribal foxxo rights.

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Counter-sues for infringing on my right to roam.
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[ConorHyena]

*is fascinated by legal battles and takes notes*

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[TR273]

*Quotes long and deadly boring legal passages in an attempt to put the opposition into a stupor.*
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