Predators and Prey

[Breyo]

Nonononono! Too much innuendo!
Where's my eye dropper filled with bleach when I need it!?
@TR273, get your scaly-tailed butt in here! We require hose assistance!
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[Pygmepatl]

*Covers @bkk1 to protect him*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*has much encouragement from the amorous 'coon/skunk duo*
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[Tazmo]

Nonononono! Too much innuendo!
Where's my eye dropper filled with bleach when I need it!?
@TR273, get your scaly-tailed butt in here! We require hose assistance!
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I wouldn’t mind some hose assistance myself!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[Foxy Emy]

Sorry, all I've got is demon facts!
Did you know? The Ars Goetia gives instructions on how to summon demons, their powers, and information about what they can teach you. For example, Astaroth "maketh a man woonderfull learned in the liberall sciences". In that time, liberal sciences included "Grammar, Rhetoric, Logic, Arithmetic, Geometry, Music and Astronomy." So you could get math lessons from the Grand-Duke of Hell!

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I am pretty sure if you take lessons from him you end up hooked on phonics. It is just part of the deal.

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[A Minty cheetah]

I wouldn’t mind some hose assistance myself!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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*assists*
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[Pygmepatl]

*Now covers @bkk1 with his whole body to protect him from this*

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[Keefur]

Oh... We're eating prey again?

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[Groggy]

Remember: If you can't fight them, join them.

*ahem*

Balls.

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[Pygmepatl]

Oh... We're eating prey again?

Yes!

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[Groggy]

Oh... We're eating prey again?

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No, it's innuendo day today, apparently.

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[Tazmo]

*assists*
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*excited rainbow chitters*!

*Now covers @bkk1 with his whole body to protect him from this*

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@bkk1 watch out for the tail!

Remember: If you can't fight them, join them.

*ahem*

Balls.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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[Tallow_Phoenix]

No, it's innuendo day today, apparently.

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*pats the innocent turtle's shell*
Yeah, think I'm gonna sit this one out

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[Pygmepatl]

@bkk1 watch out for the tail!

*Lifts his tail while still covering @bkk1 and sprays you*

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[Breyo]

Sorry, all I've got is demon facts!
Did you know? The Ars Goetia gives instructions on how to summon demons, their powers, and information about what they can teach you. For example, Astaroth "maketh a man woonderfull learned in the liberall sciences". In that time, liberal sciences included "Grammar, Rhetoric, Logic, Arithmetic, Geometry, Music and Astronomy." So you could get math lessons from the Grand-Duke of Hell!

At least that helps to avert our eyes

I wouldn’t mind some hose assistance myself!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*frantically looks for the bleach eyedrops*

*Now covers @bkk1 with his whole body to protect him from this*

Aww, thanks! It might soon be time to bust out your secret weapon as a skunk! No, not an innuendo!
Edit: Nevermind! You beat me to it
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[Keefur]

*Makes up a batch of popcorn mice*

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[DRGN Juno]

No, it's innuendo day today, apparently.

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And this is a problem, how?

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

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[Keefur]

I was learning a weird Photoshop skill today. How to turn images into vector art.

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[Tazmo]

*Lifts his tail while still covering @bkk1 and sprays you*

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*innocently and cutely SCREAMS*!!!

@TR273 I really could use your hose now!

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[Foxy Emy]

I was learning a weird Photoshop skill today. How to turn images into vector art.

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This is a skill I lack...

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

I was learning a weird Photoshop skill today. How to turn images into vector art.

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Oh yeah, I think I did that a couple times in a desperate bid to save one of my digital media projects. (It didn't help much.)

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[A Minty cheetah]

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There is no such thing as "too lewd"

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[Cosmic-FS]

*walks into the thread and looks around*
Oh, it's one of those then.

okay, I'll play along
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I <redacted> my <redacted> with long, hard <redacted><redacted><redacted>. Then starts <redacted><redacted> with @A Minty cheetah until he <redacted><redacted> while @bkk1 watches

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[Tallow_Phoenix]

*walks into the thread and looks around*
Oh, it's one of those then.

okay, I'll play along
...

I <redacted> my <redacted> with long, hard <redacted><redacted><redacted>. Then starts <redacted><redacted> with @A Minty cheetah until he <redacted><redacted> while @bkk1 watches

Poor @bkk1

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