Predators and Prey

[Keefur]

Oh... you want innuendo? *Rubs paws together*

Did you hear about the fursuiter who put condoms all over his fursuit? When asked what that was all about, he said, "It's fox repellant".

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-10?

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*walks into the thread and looks around*
Oh, it's one of those then.

okay, I'll play along
...

I <redacted> my <redacted> with long, hard <redacted><redacted><redacted>. Then starts <redacted><redacted> with @A Minty cheetah until he <redacted><redacted> while @bkk1 watches

*passes out*
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-11

 

[Pygmepatl]

*innocently and cutely SCREAMS*!!!

*Sprays you even more until you pass out*

-12

 

[Tazmo]

There is no such thing as "too lewd"

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True, and I question her status now

“The edgiest lass around”?

*Sprays you even more until you pass out*

-12

*passes out next to @A Minty cheetah *


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-10

 

[Simo]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also, it was only my third post after getting back from work when I made a dirty reference. I think I need help.

And here I am!

Just as the wise Guinea Pig said a time out in one of my zoos would be perfect.

Did you have a particular zoo in mind? Or perhaps a brief stay at Simo by The Sea?

Attendants are here to help you.

 

[Pygmepatl]

I <redacted> my <redacted> with long, hard <redacted><redacted><redacted>. Then starts <redacted><redacted> with @A Minty cheetah until he <redacted><redacted> while @bkk1 watches

Poor @bkk1

He's not watching anything, I'm covering him.

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-11

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

True, and I question her status now

“The edgiest lass around”?

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-10

Well, gore's more my thing. Gore and vampires. :3

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[Keefur]

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-11?

 

[Groggy]

And here I am!

Just as the wise Guinea Pig said a time out in one of my zoos would be perfect.

Did you have a particular zoo in mind? Or perhaps a brief stay at Simo by The Sea?

Attendants are here to help you.

I think stranding nearly everyone here in a zoo for overall naughtiness might just be a good idea, mighty skunk lord.

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-10

 

[Breyo]

He's not watching anything, I'm covering him.

And thank goodness for that!

Ooh! I found 'em! *unscrews the dropper part of the bleach eyedrops and dumps it into each eye*
Would anyone else like some?
+1
-9

 

[Keefur]

This is a skill I lack...

It's a bit complicated and advanced.

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-10

 

[Cosmic-FS]

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-11

 

[Foxy Emy]

"How was thine journey fair night?"
"'Twas hard, prolonged by our ravenous king and thrust upon us with haste!"
"..."
"..."
"...Dost thou verily not hear thine self?"

 

[Keefur]

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-13

I love doing Photoshop stuff. It's so much fun.

 

[Tazmo]

I think stranding nearly everyone here in a zoo for overall naughtiness might just be a good idea, mighty skunk lord.

+1
-10

All in the same enclosure, right? Hehe

And thank goodness for that!

Ooh! I found 'em! *unscrews the dropper part of the bleach eyedrops and dumps it into each eye*
Would anyone else like some?

No! :V

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-11

 

[Pygmepatl]

And thank goodness for that!

I just hope you don't mind the smell.

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-12

 

[Keefur]

I wish y'all would put the score down when you post. My poor Sabertooth brain can't handle all the maths.

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-13

 

[Tallow_Phoenix]

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-11

I mean, I'm still here, despite not contributing to all the lewdness.

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-13

 

[Simo]

I think stranding nearly everyone here in a zoo for overall naughtiness might just be a good idea, mighty skunk lord.

+1
-10

*constructs new Predator and Prey Peaceful Unity Zoo*

+1

?

 

[Keefur]

I actually try to refrain from the lewdness

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-13

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

I am very lewd boi.
But not lewd enough sadly, I have disappointed my furry 'ancestors' that don't exist.

Shhhh! Don't egg him on!

Also, thanks for the honorable reset @Spilogale Pygmaea
+1
1

What, you egg?
*Stabs cheeto*

*walks into the thread and looks around*
Oh, it's one of those then.

okay, I'll play along
...

I <redacted> my <redacted> with long, hard <redacted><redacted><redacted>. Then starts <redacted><redacted> with @A Minty cheetah until he <redacted><redacted> while @bkk1 watches

-1
-9

The fact you have someone watching just makes it more true in the furry world, anywhere else and people would know you were lying.

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-14

 

[Keefur]

From now on... If you don't post the running total, I'm counting it as a negative.

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-15

 

[Foxy Emy]

I actually try to refrain from the lewdness

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-13

I do, too, but I couldn't resist some Shakespearean style comedy.

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-15

 

[Breyo]

I just hope you don't mind the smell.

After all of the stinky boops and sprays I've received, this is a breath of fresh air

I wish y'all would put the score down when you post. My poor Sabertooth brain can't handle all the maths.

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-13

Sorry, my apologies! I didn't get much sleep last night, so I'm a lil' out of it tonight. I'll try to remember extra hard though! And at least you corrected my last mistake well
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-14

 

[A Minty cheetah]

I'm so confuddled as to what the score should be...
-1

-15 I think...