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Predators and Prey

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Oh no; my problem is with Macbeth, not literature or theater plays in general.
My opinion on it is based off of 5 minutes of the movie and 1.5 pages of a pdf file though, so you can go ahead and say something like "But how can you know it's boring if you didn't even read/watch it?".
I just find my brief experiences with Macbeth boring.

There were some literature books from high school I enjoyed though. Few, but there were.

E: It's way harder to enjoy something when you're supposed to analyze every bit of information and remember it for a school test, gotta say.
Ah, alrighty. Yeah, I can get that. I kinda knew that we would be having a test on it eventually (and it was a HUGE part of our grade), so I just tried my hardest to enjoy it and actually found the story being pretty interesting, if not a bit cliche by today's standards. It was also cool to see the origin of so many cliches that we see today in literature and movies, too :D
 

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
In English class again one day, up on the second floor. Let me set the table for this a bit. We had full height windows that could be opened on a center pivot. You could actually go out of the building through one, and there was a small ledge on the outside that stuck out several inches.

The scene: The door to the classroom bursts open and a student comes running through the class, looking over his shoulder in such a manner that the teacher cannot see who it is as the student is looking back towards the door. He is screaming, "Don't let them get me! Don't let them get me!" and promptly jumps out of the window. The horrified teacher gets up and runs over to the window and sees the student laying face down on the grass down below and he is in a contorted configuration. The teacher freaks out and runs down to the main office downstairs, and the main office empties out. The whole class is looking out of the window by this time. The office personnel shortly show up down below and there is no fallen student there. The group comes up to the classroom and asks what happened to the student. We all say, "What student?"

What the teacher and office personnel didn't see. When the student jumped out of the window, there was about 10 football players down below who caught the student in a large blanket and rolled him out onto the grass. They then hid against the building flat against the wall and were hidden by the ledge. After the teacher left the class, I shouted down below to get out of there. Everyone left. I told the class to say that nobody saw anything. It was a hoot. The teacher knew he had been had, but couldn't prove a thing. lol
This is a great story.
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
The door to the classrooms had a shoulder high window so an adult size person could easily look in. One day, myself and a couple of friends found a short 8 foot long section of wooden ladder. Two of us put the ladder on our backs and had the third student lay down on the ladder. Then, in the middle of classes. We paraded up one side of the hallway and back down the other, maybe twenty classrooms with all of their doors shut. We squatted down so that all you could see is a student "flying" by horizontally. After one tour, we stopped and waited. Several doors briefly popped open but quickly shut again as the hallway was empty. We did the grand tour again and hid the ladder and looked back down the hallway. The hallway was now full of people wondering how a student was flying by all of the windows. We mingled in and made our way back to classes without getting caught.
 

Groggy

Hm!
Ah, alrighty. Yeah, I can get that. I kinda knew that we would be having a test on it eventually (and it was a HUGE part of our grade), so I just tried my hardest to enjoy it and actually found the story being pretty interesting, if not a bit cliche by today's standards. It was also cool to see the origin of so many cliches that we see today in literature and movies, too :D
Worst of it all is... most of it is pretty easy to find interesting or enjoyable if you just pick it up to read of your own volition. Literary books just have a fame of being boring because: 1. they're old; 2. schools pretty much force you to read them for tests, which are known for stressing one out.
Frankly, if some school teacher told me I had to read The Lord of The Rings for a test, I'd no doubt dislike it and would never think of picking it up again.
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Worst of it all is... most of it is pretty easy to find interesting or enjoyable if you just pick it up to read of your own volition. Literary books just have a fame of being boring because: 1. they're old; 2. schools pretty much force you to read them for tests, which are known for stressing one out.
Frankly, if some school teacher told me I had to read The Lord of The Rings for a test, I'd no doubt dislike it and never think of picking it up again.
I was always reading. I read almost anything I could put my paws on.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Wow...this moves fast!

Is Minty still begging to go to a zoo?

I finally have a few cheetah vacancies; demand has been brisk for my luxury facilities. But for a green chee, I'll find an enclosure! Nothing is too much for the chee.
 

Groggy

Hm!
I was always reading. I read almost anything I could put my paws on.
I used to read a lot more in my school days. I remember going through a 150-page book in a single day and thinking "What, that's all?".
Ugh, high school really did a number on my old bookworm fame...
 
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Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
I had an organic chemistry teacher named Rittner. He as in his mid 30s. I started a ludicrous rumor that he was a WWI German flying ace and had shot down 17 planes. There was no way this guy was anywhere nearly old enough to be in World War One. It was just so silly, I didn't think anything of it. Well, I get called into the school office one day, and they ask me if I had started this rumor. I told them that I had, but that Mr. Rittner would have to be 80 years old to have been in that war, and that I didn't expect anyone to believe it. They said they had been getting calls from angry parents that didn't want their children being taught by an ex German military person. I didn't get into trouble because I relied on the fact that no sane person, who considered the number of years involved could possibly believe that this was true. They only asked me not to do it again. lol
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
The door to the classrooms had a shoulder high window so an adult size person could easily look in. One day, myself and a couple of friends found a short 8 foot long section of wooden ladder. Two of us put the ladder on our backs and had the third student lay down on the ladder. Then, in the middle of classes. We paraded up one side of the hallway and back down the other, maybe twenty classrooms with all of their doors shut. We squatted down so that all you could see is a student "flying" by horizontally. After one tour, we stopped and waited. Several doors briefly popped open but quickly shut again as the hallway was empty. We did the grand tour again and hid the ladder and looked back down the hallway. The hallway was now full of people wondering how a student was flying by all of the windows. We mingled in and made our way back to classes without getting caught.
Ha! I can see the confusion on the school body's faces lol

Worst of it all is... most of it is pretty easy to find interesting or enjoyable if you just pick it up to read of your own volition. Literary books just have a fame of being boring because: 1. they're old; 2. schools pretty much force you to read them for tests, which are known for stressing one out.
Frankly, if some school teacher told me I had to read The Lord of The Rings for a test, I'd no doubt dislike it and would never think of picking it up again
Yeah, I don't blame you there. That does happen pretty frequently, sadly.
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Wow...this moves fast!

Is Minty still begging to go to a zoo?

I finally have a few cheetah vacancies; demand has been brisk for my luxury facilities. But for a green chee, I'll find an enclosure! Nothing is too much for the chee.
I'm sure @A Minty cheetah wouldn't mind a little bit of impris- er, I mean.. a vacation! They probably need a movie to watch or something to get their mind out of the gutter :D
 

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
Wow...this moves fast!

Is Minty still begging to go to a zoo?

I finally have a few cheetah vacancies; demand has been brisk for my luxury facilities. But for a green chee, I'll find an enclosure! Nothing is too much for the chee.
Hmm. Depends what *ahem* restraining equipment you have available...
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
I used to show dogs. I was at a dog show and was talking with about seven friends in a group. A guy came up, and I knew he had a puli dog. A puli (plural is pulik) is the "rag mop" dog. The one with all the corded braids. Anyway this guy comes up and I greet him and say, "Hey! You know, I just was reading about pulik." He was impressed as his breed is not well known. I said, "Yes, they were from the Polish lowland region, right?" He nodded, "and they were first bred back in the 14th century or so, right?" He agreed. I continued, "They were used in herding livestock, right?" He said yes, they were. I said, "Do you know what else they were used for?" He didn't know they were used for anything else, but guessed several things, to which each guess, I answered no. He finally gave up. I said, "They were war dogs!" He stared in disbelief. I said, "They used to rub gunpowder on the dogs and would cut the cords off to use as fuses in the cannons." He was like, "You're kiddme me, right?" I said, "Yeah." but he didn't pick up on that I was saying that I was kidding him. I had to repeat that I was kidding him. He finally caught on and the whole group had a good laugh. The thing is, the pulik national dog show was the next weekend, and he took that story and told it there. It spread like wildfire and now it's an urban legend about that breed.
 

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
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