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Predators and Prey

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
A tin of tuna... two huge heaping teaspoon dollops of mayonaise... about a teaspoon of horseradish sauce... a couple of tablespoons of sweet pickle relish... half a chopped up yellow or white medium sized onion. Measurements don't need to be exact, but try to drain the tuna and relish well before adding in the other ingredients.

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*locks @Keefur in a room and makes him hear this song, LOUD, for 24 hours, or, until tender*


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Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
*Locks Simo in an un-air-conditioned room in Australia where this song is played over and over again, for 24 hours, or until tender :p*


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Sarachaga

Definitely not a lizard
*Frees Simo from the room*
(Not sure if it's actually better outside)

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Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
I have no idea what's going on anymore.
But that's the way I like it.

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We do what we always do, try to win Predators Vs Prey for the preds!! See here, it's in your contract. I thought you were a lawyer!

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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
We do what we always do, try to win Predators Vs Prey for the preds!! See here, it's in your contract. I thought you were a lawyer!

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I know that.
I meant as in what's going on like how Simo has been trying to kidnap Keefur.

I still know I gotta win for us predators, but still.

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Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
I know that.
I meant as in what's going on like how Simo has been trying to kidnap Keefur.

I still know I gotta win for us predators, but still.

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Ah, but that's part of it. Keefur is one of the finest warriors of the pred cause, and Simo evidently wants to take a blow at our chance of winning!

*Signs a warrant for @Simo's apprehension*

I should sign one for you too considering that earlier attempt to trap me:p

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Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
Ah, but that's part of it. Keefur is one of the finest warriors of the pred cause, and Simo evidently wants to take a blow at our chance of winning!

*Signs a warrant for @Simo's apprehension*

I should sign one for you too considering that earlier attempt to trap me:p

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You can't blame a guy for being curious. The skunk is a strange person.
I was thinking there was no way the trap would work, but it did! :3

Oh well. *drinks maple syrup*

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Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
*Throws an ice-cream party for all those poor overheated Australian predators in my subzero country.*
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Yaaaay!!! Funny, none of the 'Australian' predators you refer to are native.

Anyways, LETS PARTY!!'

*Puts a shrimp in my spider drink*

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TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Yaaaay!!! Funny, none of the 'Australian' predators you refer to are native.

Anyways, LETS PARTY!!'

*Puts a shrimp in my spider drink*

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Would you like some ice in that drink?
*Freezes the drink with liquid nitrogen.*
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Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Soooo @Simo locked me in a room listening to "Baby Shark"? OK. I see how it is. Locks him in a hot box in the outback again where he can listen to THIS for a couple of days.
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Soooo @Simo locked me in a room listening to "Baby Shark"? OK. I see how it is. Locks him in a hot box in the outback again where he can listen to THIS for a couple of days.
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Easy now, or I'll make you endure 30 to 60 mins of remixes and variants of Baby Shark!

*eats seaweed salad*

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